Anyone else had luck with this?

Ilovethemall

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OK, I was desperate enough for a rub that I actually went to one that declared herself non-sexual....shocking but true. Anyway, the rub was good and everything was fine and I was behaving.

As she started to rub the front, Mister fucking happy got himself worked up and suddenly the towel was more of a tent.....the lovely masseuse was just ignoring the big boy, so I figured what the hell....and started rubbing him on my own. She says "what am I doing?"....I say, well, you said no sex....so if you don't mind, I think I'll take care of business on my own....she smiles and says OK.....so, I keep going and before I know it, she is gobbling me like the best SP out there! BBBJ, and then hand finish...

After the session, I offered a tip - refused - she says she has never had a guy with the guts to do that before...so, I ask you guys and gals - since we all know that each of us has the biggest dick in the world ;) -was this a line or has this happened to many of you and I finally figured out the caramilk secret??

....she has asked me not to revel her identity and I am going to respect that, so stop your whining. :)
 
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Hardatwork

That's never happened to me at a regular massage place... of course I didn't have the 'nads to start tugging myself either so who knows? If I tried that I'm sure the massage therapist would start beating me too, but with my luck it wouldn't be the fun kind... :eek:
 

Ilovethemall

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clarification

This was not at a regular massage/physio place - it was an independant that stated in the ad it was non-sexual, now I know that can be BS, but she also reaffirmed it at the start of the session.
 

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a lot of times "non-sexual" means no intercourse or bj, hand job only. If the ad says "strictly non-sexual" then that usually indicates massage only - no hj, no bj, no nothing:(
 

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Good for you!

Was she good looking? Average? Ugly?

Anyhow, not really a surprise. Women often take an erection to mean you are attracted to her, so she was probably turned on by it. Especially the line she used "other guys haven't had the guts to do that", is perhaps a female way of saying that you are showing your attraction to her boldly.
 

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Hardatwork said:
If I tried that I'm sure the massage therapist would start beating me too, but with my luck it wouldn't be the fun kind... :eek:
Thats for damn sure!
 

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Ilovethemall said:
so I figured what the hell....and started rubbing him on my own
you sir have great big balls and I salute you!
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Hardatwork said:
but with my luck it wouldn't be the fun kind... :eek:
No kidding.....I can just imagine trying a stunt like that and the RMT calling the cops and getting my naked self with now flacid cock hauled off to the klink :(
 

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Years ago I had a similar experience , the masseuse astually said to me ", It doesn't take much to get u excited, u had better go home and take care of that" I responded how about u or I take care of it, her response was to leave the room telling me never to come back, O well shit happens and some times it doen't. Good for u:D
 

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necko said:
Years ago I had a similar experience , the masseuse astually said to me ", It doesn't take much to get u excited, u had better go home and take care of that" I responded how about u or I take care of it, her response was to leave the room telling me never to come back, O well shit happens and some times it doen't. Good for u:D
:D LAWLZ! :D
 

georgebushmoron

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jjinvan said:
Maybe you should have asked her for a date?

After all, she didn't want a tip?

A girl who gives you free sex is primed to be dated.... I'd ask that's for sure.
 

Ilovethemall

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looks and age

her age was around 35 - and good looking, although I am not a huge fan of scales - I would say a 7 or 8 - let's put it this way, you would not have to be blind drunk to want to do her if you met her in a social setting. Body was still nice and firm, ao all in all, a good looking middle 30's lady.

I can't say I would ever try that stunt at a RMT - for the exact reasons noted, the idea of getting hauled to jail with a limp, unsatisfied dick, just does not appeal. I figured the worst she would do was ask me to leave - glad she didn't!
 
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