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visioneast

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Apparently this is not such an easy task for a blonde. Look how she loses her balance... :D

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Blonde Joke

A blonde walked into an electronics store and told the salesman, "I want that T.V." and she points to the display.

He looks at her and tells her, "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to sell that to blondes."

So the blonde, all ticked off, walks out of the store.

An hour later, she walks back into the same store with a black wig on. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that T.V." and she points to the display.

He looks at her and said, "I'm sorry, but I already told you we can't sell that to blondes."

So she walks out of the store mad again without a T.V.

A few weeks later she gets a makeover, new hair color and everything, and she walks back into that electronics store.

She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that T.V." and points to the display.

The salesman shakes his head and tells her, "I told you twice already, I can't sell that to blondes."

The blonde looks at him and says, "How do you know that I'm a blonde?"

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He looks at her and states, "Because, that's a microwave."
 
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visioneast

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Blonde Joke

There is a ventriloquist show going on and he has the croud eating out of his hands, telling jokes about everything when he starts telling blonde jokes while drinking water.

After a particularly insulting joke a blonde in the audience stands up and says "GODDAM YOU PUNK to assume that all blondes are stupid and useless!"

Red faced, the ventriloquist says "oh im so sorry."

"SHUT UP! im talking to the little p***k on your knee!"
 

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Blonde Joke

A blonde walks into a store to buy curtains.

She talks to the shopkeeper, and asks if he has any curtains for a computer.

He says that there are no curtains for a computer, and she says "Hello? I've got WINDOWS?"
 

visioneast

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Blonde Joke

A blonde went into the doctors for a random check up, the doctor was quite amused when he saw that she was wearing headphones.

He asked her if he could take them off, she replied 'no', saying that if he did, she would die.

The doctor doubted this and forced her to take her headphones off, after a little while the blonde passed out.

Eager to find out why the headphones were so important the doctor put them on and heard....

...."breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out"
 

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A Blonde, a brunette and a red head are in the doctor's office waiting for the pre natal checkups.

They begin to discuss the probable sex of their children.

The brunette says "mine will probably be a girl because I was on the bottom and there's a theory that says that makes a difference"

The red head says "mine will probably be a boy because I was on top"

The blond looks at both of them and then says "oh my god, I'm going to have puppies"
 

planetsmurf

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man blonde jokes never get old:D
 

visioneast

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A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?"

The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.

Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"

"The sucker called again!"
 

aznboi9

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I don't understand the point of the video; but the blonde is kinda hot, so that makes it alright. :)
 

visioneast

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sdw said:
A Blonde, a brunette and a red head are in the doctor's office waiting for the pre natal checkups.

They begin to discuss the probable sex of their children.

The brunette says "mine will probably be a girl because I was on the bottom and there's a theory that says that makes a difference"

The red head says "mine will probably be a boy because I was on top"

The blond looks at both of them and then says "oh my god, I'm going to have puppies"
Great one, my friend. :D
 

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Here's a Three Pack:

A guy asks a young blonde he’s just slept with, “Am I the first guy you ever made love to?”

The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, “You might be. Your face looks familiar.”


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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman,” and started canvassing a nearby affluent neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, how much do you want to paint my porch?” he asked.

The blonde, after surveying, responded, “How about $50?”

The man agreed, and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing right there.”

A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked.

“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had lots of extra paint left over, so I gave it another two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde adds as she purses her earnings, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”

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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Montreal and I’m staying right here!”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won’t move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Montreal and I’m staying right here!”

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won’t listen to reason. The pilot says “I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I have learned to speak ‘blonde.’”

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without hesitation, she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

“I told her First Class isn’t going to Montreal.”
 

visiting

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The best blonde joke I have, actually happened in front of me.


I am returning an item at a store, and a hot blonde chick, in front of me is trying to explain to the clerk that she wants to return the alarm clock she just purchased a few days ago, because the time was off. I kid you not, the clerk was looking at the woman, and offered the women to go pick another clock or wait a few seconds she(the clerk) would fix it. Well the blonde was a little miffed the clerk could fix it, so she said ok, I will wait here with a little altitude.. No sooner had the blonde said that, that the clerk removed the sticker off the front of the alarm clock, and said, "here you are mam".

The very embarrassed blonde Lady, said thank-you to the clerk, and turned around and walked right out of the store. You should have seen the expression on her face, it was priceless, like if she would have seen a ghost!

That was funny..
 

visioneast

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visiting said:
The best blonde joke I have, actually happened in front of me.


I am returning an item at a store, and a hot blonde chick, in front of me is trying to explain to the clerk that she wants to return the alarm clock she just purchased a few days ago, because the time was off. I kid you not, the clerk was looking at the woman, and offered the women to go pick another clock or wait a few seconds she(the clerk) would fix it. Well the blonde was a little miffed the clerk could fix it, so she said ok, I will wait here with a little altitude.. No sooner had the blonde said that, that the clerk removed the sticker off the front of the alarm clock, and said, "here you are mam".

The very embarrassed blonde Lady, said thank-you to the clerk, and turned around and walked right out of the store. You should have seen the expression on her face, it was priceless, like if she would have seen a ghost!

That was funny..
Wow... this is truely priceless. For a second there I thought the clerk just had to simply synchronize the clock but now it's a sticker... :eek:
 

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This happened to me and was not a joke although I would have some serious doubts if I heard it myself.

A few years I was banging this trophy blonde and my friend was banging hers. We went out for dinner and a couple of drinks one night and the following conversation happened:

Blonde A: Once I have kids I am going to get my boobs done

Blonde B (mine): I am going to have mine enlarged before incase I have girls. I want them to have big tits.

For the record she had perfect 34c's !
 

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