You know you're in Vancouver if...

no3

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1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2. You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You know what these acronyms mean: PNE, VAG, VPL, GVRD, YVR.

4. You're shocked when it snows in the winter.

5. You've had a California roll for lunch.

6. A really great parking space can move you to tears.

7. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BDSM, and your next-door neighbour grows weed.

8. The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

9. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

10. The gym is packed at 3 PM... on a work day.

11. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.

12. You watch the weather from a Seattle TV station because it's more accurate .

13. You pass an elementary school and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers while waiting for their personal rides home.

14. You're sure you're the only one on the road with a REAL driver's license.
15. You don't even listen when the forecast announces "chance of showers."

16. The more expensive the car, the worse the driver.

17. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

18. You're not suprised to see geese throughout the whole year.

19. You cant remember... is pot still illegal?

20. If there's a day of snowfall, you consider not going to school or work.

21. You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than Canadian flags.

22. When you take the bus, you can distinguish 4 different languages being spoken in the conversations around you.

23. You secretly have a fear of pig farms.

24. You go to the opera and half the audience is dressed to the nine's and the other half are in jeans and t-shirts.

25. You know how to set up your own Crystal Meth lab because you saw it on the news.

26. You go to a friend's house party and Bif Naked shows up because they went to highschool together.

27. You can name 10 Starbucks locations in less than a minute

28. You know that Lululemon is a brand of clothing and not some weird cartoon character.
 

Alex228

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Obvious Giveaway - Vancouver, B.C.

Herb_The_Perb said:
Are you talking about Vancouver Washington, or Vancouver BC?

Buddy, #21 and #23 are good Vancover reference.........hell throw in #19 as well
 

kokanee_68

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LMAO... freakin near every one of those apply to me!
 

hitrack

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29: There are street racers and a little ol lady is gettin robbed, yet the police are hassling a homeless guy.
 

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hitrack
I'LL KILL YA ALL!!




Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 3,482 29: There are street racers and a little ol lady is gettin robbed, yet the police are hassling a homeless guy.
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true so bloody true ...pure Hitrack gold
 

lenny

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no3 said:
3. You know what these acronyms mean: PNE, VAG, VPL, GVRD, YVR.
PNE = Pacific National Exhibition

VAG = ? abbrev. for vagynal...va gin al

VPL = ? Vancouver Police Lounging as usual

GVRD = Greater Vancouver Regional District {incl. slums like Surrey}

YVR = ?

1255
 

Quarter Mile'r

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hitrack said:
29: There are street racers and a little ol lady is gettin robbed, yet the police are hassling a homeless guy.
And hassling the guy parked in the back of Atlantis in Burnaby! :rolleyes:
 

vancouverman

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lenny said:
PNE = Pacific National Exhibition

VAG = ? abbrev. for vagynal...va gin al

VPL = ? Vancouver Police Lounging as usual

GVRD = Greater Vancouver Regional District {incl. slums like Surrey}

YVR = ?

1255
VAG - Vancouver Art Galery
VPL - Vancouver Public Library
YVR - Airport code for Vancouver
 

sdw

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lenny said:
PNE = Pacific National Exhibition

VAG = ? abbrev. for vagynal...va gin al

VPL = ? Vancouver Police Lounging as usual

GVRD = Greater Vancouver Regional District {incl. slums like Surrey}

YVR = ?

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Why didn't it surprise me that Lenny doesn't know that VPL = Vancouver Public Library or that YVR = code for Vancouver International Airport?
 

lenny

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sdw said:
Why didn't it surprise me that Lenny doesn't know that VPL = Vancouver Public Library or that YVR = code for Vancouver International Airport?
I don't know? Are you asking me? Let's start a new thread with this Q...

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kokanee_68

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hitrack said:
29: There are street racers and a little ol lady is gettin robbed, yet the police are hassling a homeless guy.

30. you can make $3000 a month and all you have to invest is the price of a squee-gee.
 

mikes

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31. You decide to take a shortcut through a back alley and end up stepping on human dung.
 

sdw

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The Bostonian said:
Vancouverites, is # 7 for real?
Yes, there have been a couple of new housing developements where every new house was purchased and used to grow BC Bud.

There is so much money in the game, that as long as the grower gets one crop before the House(s) is/are busted, they made money.
 
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