So you think you are addicted to Perb

wilde

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A little while back, I called Red Cross to make my donations for the victims of hurricane Katrina. We chatted a bit and the volunteer asked me how much I would like to donate. I blurted out: "lets make it 2 browns." "Excuse me sir, what was that again?" I immediately told her that I meant to donate $250. This little experience has showed me two things.

1) I am on Perb way more than I should and may even be addicted.















2) That volunteer is most likely not a Perb member. :D
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Hi Ya Wilde, blurting out to browns to the volunteer doesn't mean
you are addicted to Perb, hell no.

You are just a seasoned and savvy Pooner my dear friend
that knows the lingo.......carry on. :D

And if you think you are addicted to Perb, who cares, so are
all the rest of us, I think?


..............QM'r
 

LonelyGhost

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Addicted To PERB
( Robert Palmer and lonelyghost )

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another post is what it takes
You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another post is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to PERB

You see the signs, but you can't read
You're runnin' at a different speed
Your heart beats in double time
Another thread and you'll be fine, a one track mind
You can't be saved
A thousand posts is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to PERB

Might as well face it, you're addicted to PERB
Might as well face it, you're addicted to PERB
Might as well face it, you're addicted to PERB
Might as well face it, you're addicted to PERB
Might as well face it, you're addicted to PERB

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Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your will is not your own
You're heart sweats, your teeth grind
Another post and you'll be fine
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to PERB
 

vancouverman

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long time ago, there was a funny thread here .... "You spend too much time on Perb if..." ..... with some really funny stories
 

vancouverman

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You know you spend too much time on Perb if ....


sign like this make you think ..... MILF

 

wolverine

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You know you spend too much time on PERB if you're invited to a fox hunt and you bring 3 browns instead of a gun!
 

wilde

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vancouverman said:
long time ago, there was a funny thread here .... "You spend too much time on Perb if..." ..... with some really funny stories
Yeah I remember that thread. I think it was started by Little Alex and was one of the more entertaining thread back in the days.
 

vancouverman

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wilde said:
Yeah I remember that thread. I think it was started by Little Alex and was one of the more entertaining thread back in the days.
maybe this is why I cannot find it ... all old LA's posts are gone .... what a pity
 

maverick73

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You know you're addicted to PERB when you use the term "spinner" with girls you meet in hopes of convincing them to trim down.... :D

Furthermore, you really know you're addicted to PERB when you aren't happy with the existing definition of spinner and set out to make your own! :D
 
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festealth

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"you know you're addicted to PERB when you pull up to the FULL SERVICE gas station without your clothe" :cool:
 

vancouverman

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You know you're addicted to Perb, if seeing sign like this makes you to stop, take a picture, and post it here ( a place on Broadway in Vancouver )
:D

 

bonanzabob

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attn; lonely ghost

I spent ten years getting that song out of my brain, now the rest of the day is shot.....mind you, those back up singers were hot in that severe distant kind of way.
 

LonelyGhost

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bonanzabob said:
I spent ten years getting that song out of my brain, now the rest of the day is shot.....mind you, those back up singers were hot in that severe distant kind of way.
only ten? lucky you ... :p
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Perbitis or some other affliction?

Christ I did the same thing the other day sending an email.

signed it,


.............QM'r

After realizing what I did Can't wait for the reply! :eek:
 
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