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Sex with animals

Hav3 any of you have had (or seen) sex with animals?

  • No, that's disgusting and unnatural!

    Votes: 58 69.9%
  • No, but I'd be interested under the right circumstances.

    Votes: 6 7.2%
  • No, but I watched someone else do it.

    Votes: 8 9.6%
  • Yes, but it wasn't great.

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Yes, it was nice.

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Yes, it was terrific.

    Votes: 5 6.0%
  • Yes, and I still do it on occasion.

    Votes: 3 3.6%
  • Yes, I did it more than once as an adolescent -- it sure beat not celibacy.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    83

Herb_The_Perb

Senior Member
Jan 4, 2005
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On another thread,someone said
I was flipping through an Alberta Report mag on the can when I came to an article about some Edmonton cabbie getting charged with bestiality after some farmer found him in his barn in coitus interruptus. Two things from the article I still remeber to this day was some study saying that 75% of all farm kids had had sexual relations with a farm animal. (Maybe the next poll we need is how many PERBerts were raised on a farm?)
Your wish is my command.
How many people here have had any form of sex with an animal.
How many have seen it in the flesh?
etc.
 
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georgebushmoron

jus call me MR. President
Mar 25, 2003
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Seattle
poor animal getting raped
 

ace85

Banned
Jan 30, 2004
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Sadly, I have

Had sex with 3 girls that could not be qaulitfied as anything better than DOGS.
 

sirlickheralot

Gold Member
Mar 10, 2003
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Vancouver
Herb_The_Perb said:
On another thread,someone said

Your wish is my command.
How many people here have has any form of sex with an animal.

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I don't know if I should admit it in public but I've had sex with Homo sapiens on numerous occasions.
 

HowieMeeker

Guest
Mar 26, 2003
678
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Here
ace85 said:
Had sex with 3 girls that could not be qaulitfied as anything better than DOGS.
I feel your pain. During my undergraduate years the most important things I learned are, in order:

- "you've had too much alcohol" is not just a cute slogan
- you CAN have sex when you are young regardless of how much alcohol you have consumed
- just because you CAN have sex doesn't mean you SHOULD have sex
- your eyesight is incredibly impaired when you have "had too much alcohol"
- it is amazing how sober you become when the optic nerve kicks in properly
 

planetsmurf

papa smurf
Apr 13, 2005
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here's my question why do these people show there faces and get in close ups of the people and come on how turned on can you really be by a horse?
 

Cock Throppled

Well-known member
Oct 1, 2003
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572
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Upstairs
I eat like a horse, kick like a mule, drink like a fish, am hung like a mule and I really like it doggy style. Any of that count?
 

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
4,816
14
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Winnipeg
Cock Throppled said:
I eat like a horse, kick like a mule, drink like a fish, am hung like a mule and I really like it doggy style. Any of that count?
Only if you fuck like a bunny, too! :D
 

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
4,816
14
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Winnipeg
westwoody said:
Call me narrow-minded, but sex with animals is something I'm not even a little bit curious about.
I agree totally! I sincerely hope that the 14 individuals (so far) who didn't vote for the first option were joking! :eek:
 

mexman

New member
Oct 25, 2004
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Quite a stat herb!

I grew up on a farm and I find that stat quite alarming, being that surely 50% of those who grew up on a farm are girls, so if you are marrying a farm girl there is a 75% chance she has fucked a horse??? What type of animal on a farm could a girl actually have sex with? I hope that some government agency didn't pay some city kid to go out and do this study, cause maybe his leg was being pulled a little. So in a household of 4, 3 have fucked an animal on the farm. They need to exclude colinized farmers from the stats and maybe they would drop a little.

I have banged the following farm animals,
1 Black goat
6 dairy cows
1 shetland pony
4 chickens
4 sows
1 german shepard
1 half breed chuwawa



and one ostrich.

And the therapist!
 
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