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majikcalgary

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I have been reading a few posts in regards to relationships with sps and although this post doesn't exactly fall into that catagory, I thought I'd share this anyway. (sorry if this is in the wrong area)

A friend of mine in Deadrear met an escort while partying at the bar and ended up taking her home for the evening. For the next 3 weeks she'd come by like twice a week. But one evening while she was over she was taking calls for the agency and she was trying to convince a staff member to purchase a strapon and use it on a client. Now I have never had a friendship with an sp nor am I aware if this is a common request but I must have laughed for like 10 minutes straight. My glee also rubbed off on our guest who also busted a gut and had to call her co-worker back like 5 times and try to convince her to follow through with the act (first 4 times she failed miserablely cause she couldn't keep it together) Reading this unfortunately isn't the same as experiencing it first hand but I thought I'd put it out there. Hope everyone is having a good longweekend... cheers!
 

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While she was on the phone I went to my room to get a belt and then the kitchen to grab a frozen hotdog weiner and managed to get it lodged in the buckle and I dropped it in her lap. I proceded to bend over in front of her while slapping my ass asking her to do me LOL ah well, like I said, you'd have to be there. GO ESKS!
 

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You didn't have one of those 2 foot long garlic sausages. Ocuh!!! Hurts just thinking about it.
 
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