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>1. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!
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>2. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends .
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>3. What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.
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>4. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!
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>5. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
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>6. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex
>life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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>7. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it
>takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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>8. What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.
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>9. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats.
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>10. Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?
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>11. What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up
>against her ass, you're in .definitely!
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>12. Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
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>13. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as a
>meat substitute.
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>14. What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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>15. What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Two Mennonite.
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> 16. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
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>17. Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don't need a partner if you've
>got a good hand.
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>18. What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
>Gladiator.
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>19. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
>Sperm is handmade.
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>20. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
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>21. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use
>a lubricant
 
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