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Cosmo

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C'mon VV... you can do it for us... "Bark like a dog"
 

DJLAW

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it is rare a story will come along and shock, humor and otherwise silence me.

and it was just over the border too.
 

Coitus-longus

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HMMMM Question?

If I were into Beastiality, Sodomy and Necrophilia, would I be flogging a dead horse???

( I know very old joke but somehow appropriate )
 

hornydude

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I nominate the dead guy for a Darwin Award....and at least the horse got some revenge., if one can attempt to find the silver lining in this really, really, really, fubar story :confused:
 

Avery

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A few years back, there was a guy near Selkirk, Manitoba who was convicted of bestiality for having sex with...get this...his ROTTWEILER!! Unfortunately, the animal didn't bite his dick off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with an escort?

A: Your last blowjob!
 

dbrw42

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Back in the summer of 1990, this job I worked had a boss who was an older guy who was always talking about how growing up on a farm made him so tough. I was flipping through an Alberta Report mag on the can when I came to an article about some Edmonton cabbie getting charged with bestiality after some farmer found him in his barn in coitus interruptus. Two things from the article I still remeber to this day was some study saying that 75% of all farm kids had had sexual relations with a farm animal. (Maybe the next poll we need is how many PERBerts were raised on a farm?) The other thing is that somebody was quoted in the article as saying that nothing would have been said if the guy was shagging his own livestock. PS my boss did not see the humour in the article being posted on the break room bulletin board. Never did find out who did that.

For Calgary PERBerts, if you're checking out 17 Ave shops and see some Inuit soapstone carvings, look for ones done by David Terriak. When I lived in Goose Bay in the mid 90's David was good, but his brother John was light years better. David was better known for having to be taken to the hospital after he got his dick stuck in a dog. When I saw David's carvings here in Calgary, the salesgirl couldn't understan why I was ROFLMAO.
 

BDAClub

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dbrw42 said:
75% of all farm kids had had sexual relations with a farm animal.
While I grew up on a farm I can say with the utmost confidence that I never went there........however there was a guy who had a farm North of us and some buddies went over to visit him and couldn't find him ....went in the barn and lo & behold there he was mounting a pig.....man explain that one!!

I will say my fav position is doggie.....I don't know if it's from watching the cow's, pigs and horses but......that's it I've only watched animal porn live (on the farm)but no touchie :eek:

*clears throat* have I said to much LOL
 

The Lizard King

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Makes more sense than shelling out 2-300 bones to some of the so-called "providers" you see advertising. :D
 

Avery

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That guy will surely be a finalist in the 2005 Darwin Awards! One can only hope that he never had sex with a human being. I'd hate to think his genes were passed down to another generation!

They said no crime was committed - perhaps not on bestiality charges, but I wonder if the guy who guided the horse's cock into his buddy's ass could be charged with assisted suicide. It's incredible what some people will do for a thrill! :eek:

zoe_zee said:
I used to live out of town and had a lot of friends whose parents had farms and I never heard of any rumors like that.
There was a case in Manitoba about seven or eight years ago. A man near Selkirk was convicted of bestiality for having sex with......wait for it......his Rottweiler!!
 

Dakota Wood

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hifisex said:
don't know if it was buddy who was guiding the cock or the guy who just had his insides busted apart but one of them asked at the end "did he cum".....I thought that it was sort of sweet they were concerned that the horse had a good time too :rolleyes:
lmao, I wish I knew how to post a head shaking smiley
 

pokemon

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Reminds me of a court case I read once where, in defence to a beastiality charge, the accused said he was not guilty because the dog in question was a female. He argued that he could only be convicted if he had sex with a male dog. The guy was convicted.
 
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