Back in the summer of 1990, this job I worked had a boss who was an older guy who was always talking about how growing up on a farm made him so tough. I was flipping through an Alberta Report mag on the can when I came to an article about some Edmonton cabbie getting charged with bestiality after some farmer found him in his barn in coitus interruptus. Two things from the article I still remeber to this day was some study saying that 75% of all farm kids had had sexual relations with a farm animal. (Maybe the next poll we need is how many PERBerts were raised on a farm?) The other thing is that somebody was quoted in the article as saying that nothing would have been said if the guy was shagging his own livestock. PS my boss did not see the humour in the article being posted on the break room bulletin board. Never did find out who did that.
For Calgary PERBerts, if you're checking out 17 Ave shops and see some Inuit soapstone carvings, look for ones done by David Terriak. When I lived in Goose Bay in the mid 90's David was good, but his brother John was light years better. David was better known for having to be taken to the hospital after he got his dick stuck in a dog. When I saw David's carvings here in Calgary, the salesgirl couldn't understan why I was ROFLMAO.