Hey Iceman, here is some more Bachelor stuff for ya!
"you live your life between your legs Mav"
Ok, I watched the rerun and here is my indepth analysis of each babe (this is for entertainment purposes only, please don't take this too seriously!).
1. Kim from Edmonton - needs to lose a few pounds. She's actually got love handles! Called some scribbles on a canvas that Charlie did 30 years ago art! hahaha... what a ditz! "he's actually a pretty good artist" LMAO. Also had some custom made outfit to fit her. That's too bad, because once she marries, that outfit ain't gonna fit much longer. It's going to be all downhill. I predict once she marries, she becomes barefoot and pregnant and will quickly top 200 lbs and stay there. She's barely able to keep the pounds down right now to "catch her man." Charlie will keep her around to get one more chance at her fun bags, then it's adios amigos!
2. Krisily - who names their daughter Krisily anyways?
It's like her mom wanted to call her Chrissy or Christy, and her dad wanted to call her Lily, so they compromised and came up with Chrisily, but then to keep with the whole "uniqueness" theme, they changed the C to a K. Go figure! She looks like the real jealous type. She gives great "BITCH LOOKS" when other women get roses or attention from Charlie. She'll make the final four so the camera can continue catching those bitch looks, then it's Kurtains for Krisily.
3. Kara - damn that girl looked even better in the rerun. She was the one in the school girl outfit with pigtails! She looks good with or without makeup, the true test for beauty. Any girl can look half decent with properly done makeup, but take that all away and if she still shines, that's a good sign! I think she knew up front Charlie wasn't going to pick her, but came on the show to get herself noticed for other guys looking to date single moms!
This is a good time to lead into:
4. Anitra - who the heck names their daughter Anitra? It's like Anita and Elvira combined. I now know why she looks so fake! She is a makeup artist! She is the master of make fake! Take off all that makeup and all she's got left is that annoying voice and those exagerrated facial expressions. She'll get the boot soon.
5. Sara W - summed up above. Nothing special, but will probably make it to the final 4.
6. Sara B - way too conservative. Wouldn't even wear Kim's sexy outfit at home. BORING. Too much of a do gooder. It will be between her and Anitra for the final spot in the final 4!
7. Pam I think (the other girl from Edmonton) - I can see why Charlie dumped her now. She is above average in every way, but doesn't have that "unforgettable" look or stand out in any 1 area. In fact, coming to think about it, I don't even remember her name!
8. Kendall - will get the boot next show. Only made it because Charlie had to keep 6.