The Bachelor starring 2 Edmonton Bimbos

IceG

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if you boys or girls are watching the "Himbo", the big fake titted swimwear bimbo used to work part-time as a server at St. Pete's (strip bar on west end). She was Miss Canada last year and went the Miss Universe pageant. (Kim Choma) her parents own the Edmonton Pyrogy house. She makes it to the final "dates" as my sources told me she had dinner at said restaurant already and it was filmed with the Himbo present for dinner.

the other edmonton chick is trying to play the "smart" woman in the show and she is getting nowhere with the O connell brother who is dumber than a bag of hammers in a glass house.

the show is fvcking hilarious because last week, Kim just flashed her huge fake guns in a bikini and sarong and was makin out with Dufus in the hallway 30 seconds later. 10 more seconds later, she was given a rose to the next week

tonite, it should be some more boobs and laughs.
 

maverick73

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Thanks for the 411 Iceman. I'll have to check it out tonight. You can be my wingman anytime! :cool:
 

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also see "Halo"

Kim also "starred" briefly in Halo, a low budger (1 million budget) movie filmed in Edmonton at 2 bars (Rum Jungle and Ruby Sky) 2 years ago. it is available on DVD and was just released at a few independant theatres.

the movie is brutal, but she gives Zappacosta a brief lap dance in her scene as a "lap dancer in a bikini". the original concept of the movie was a rip off of fast and furious, but that fell apart into a "brother rescues sister story". although there is a hot skinny blonde that does alot of nude scenes in that movie. i know some people who were in the movie, but it is a brutal flick.

she is the Edmonton sunshine girl repeatedly and is so today.

hey, you have to give her credit, she is milking her 30 mins of fame and if she keeps flashing those guns, she will get a spread in hustler, penthouse, or maybe even Playboy if he chooses her.

she has obviously her own agenda and so does O'Connell, but that's why he picked her. Easy make out sessions with hot big titted babe looking to advance her "modelling" career.
 

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Hey Iceman,

"I heard you won another one." :D

I watched the Bachelor tonight. Kim from Edmonton has a pretty face, curvy body, and big boobs (btw, are they fake or real?), but I didn't think her legs were shapely. Her legs are probably her worst bodily feature. Her sexiness and overly flirtatious nature makes for good ratings, but I don't see her being the final one standing. As for Kara, the one with the daughter, I like her! I think she is the most real there, plus she has that understated beauty about her. She definitely takes care of her body and she looks great! Charlie let a good one go. Krisily, her bitchiness makes her kind of sexy, but that voice sounds like it has smoked 1 too many cigarettes or something. I heard excessive smoking makes your voice coarse. Sara W comes across as too cocky. She thinks she's the shit when in reality she's just above average. Anitika or whoever that brunette is looks so fake, like Elvira light. Don't know much about the other girl, except that personally, I would kept the other Edmonton girl over her. Did I miss anybody?

"Ice, fire or clear!" :eek:
 

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Hey Iceman, here is some more Bachelor stuff for ya!

"you live your life between your legs Mav" :rolleyes:

Ok, I watched the rerun and here is my indepth analysis of each babe (this is for entertainment purposes only, please don't take this too seriously!).

1. Kim from Edmonton - needs to lose a few pounds. She's actually got love handles! Called some scribbles on a canvas that Charlie did 30 years ago art! hahaha... what a ditz! "he's actually a pretty good artist" LMAO. Also had some custom made outfit to fit her. That's too bad, because once she marries, that outfit ain't gonna fit much longer. It's going to be all downhill. I predict once she marries, she becomes barefoot and pregnant and will quickly top 200 lbs and stay there. She's barely able to keep the pounds down right now to "catch her man." Charlie will keep her around to get one more chance at her fun bags, then it's adios amigos!

2. Krisily - who names their daughter Krisily anyways? :confused: It's like her mom wanted to call her Chrissy or Christy, and her dad wanted to call her Lily, so they compromised and came up with Chrisily, but then to keep with the whole "uniqueness" theme, they changed the C to a K. Go figure! She looks like the real jealous type. She gives great "BITCH LOOKS" when other women get roses or attention from Charlie. She'll make the final four so the camera can continue catching those bitch looks, then it's Kurtains for Krisily.

3. Kara - damn that girl looked even better in the rerun. She was the one in the school girl outfit with pigtails! She looks good with or without makeup, the true test for beauty. Any girl can look half decent with properly done makeup, but take that all away and if she still shines, that's a good sign! I think she knew up front Charlie wasn't going to pick her, but came on the show to get herself noticed for other guys looking to date single moms!
This is a good time to lead into:

4. Anitra - who the heck names their daughter Anitra? It's like Anita and Elvira combined. I now know why she looks so fake! She is a makeup artist! She is the master of make fake! Take off all that makeup and all she's got left is that annoying voice and those exagerrated facial expressions. She'll get the boot soon.

5. Sara W - summed up above. Nothing special, but will probably make it to the final 4.

6. Sara B - way too conservative. Wouldn't even wear Kim's sexy outfit at home. BORING. Too much of a do gooder. It will be between her and Anitra for the final spot in the final 4!

7. Pam I think (the other girl from Edmonton) - I can see why Charlie dumped her now. She is above average in every way, but doesn't have that "unforgettable" look or stand out in any 1 area. In fact, coming to think about it, I don't even remember her name!

8. Kendall - will get the boot next show. Only made it because Charlie had to keep 6.
 

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thanks for the clarification on her bimbo credentials. i think her mom was misquoted, it should read "She still wants to get her double EE's" not a degree, but larger cups :D :D

gotta love it when the other women opened her luggage and then proceeded to have a Kim "Ho Fashion" nite 2005 by wearing her clothes in a mock fashion runway. i kinda thought the other women should have kept some of her outfits on, they could have used the spice ups.

maverick: Kimbo makes it to the final "visit" my family dates and the dufus came to Edmonton already to eat. so you know she is going to the final 2-3.

blondie stalker chick might start showing some more boobies herself to fight boobs with more boobs.

Krissily is annoying trailer trash, but will probably parlay this show into some trailer park porn stardom.

the other Edmonton chick was Jenny and she got the boot yesterday despite her Pink Valentino-like dress.


i am cheering for Kim. she is at least using the show for her own purposes (playboy, penthouse spread for say 500,000.00). The guy is a fvcking tool box and is only there to promote himself so why should the women be bullshitted as to why he is there. he actually manages a really tough acting feat: he can sound stupid without any artificial effort. :D
 

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"The HIMBO" - no great catch himself...

if the bachelor or "himbo" as i prefer was actually looking for a quality person, he would have kept the single mom. she was really cute and really sweet and actually taking the "dating" issue at face value.

fortunately, the himbo realized that at 29 years of age he is still in love with one person: himself and at least he cut her loose right now so she doesn't actually get hurt by makin out with the himbo only to realize he has made out with everybody on the show, including the man-host. :p
 

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Hey Iceman,

The hoochfest 2005 was hilarious, but I didn't know ALL those outfits were KIMS! I thought each girl owned her own outfit.

"Fight boobs with boobs" LMAO. :D

I don't think Charlie will propose to anybody by the end of the show.

The other stuff you wrote was funny as f$ck!!!! Good job! :cool:

And we're on the same page with Kara. She is a real sweetie!
 

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"I cant stand his voice either... he sounds so dopey."

Actually, coming to think of it, maybe Krisily will be the final one standing. They are both trailer trash with matching voices! :D
 

IceG

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my favorite lines so far..

Kim: I am a down to earth family girl.
Kim: (laying spread eagled on himbo's bed) Your bed is so bouncy...

Himbo: (to Kim as she rubs his calf with her foot) You are a good foot rubber...


Jenny: I am smart, funny, pretty, successful, and a good catch (moments before she was booted).

ABC Memo to Jenny: babe, the Himbo is none of those things, why would you make the himbo feel bad...you just eliminated yourself honey.
 

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This show is so fucking stupid, it's pathetic.

Even in the context of "reality TV", which is itself pathetic, it's pathetic.

No offense, folks, if you like it, that's cool....but I watched 5 minutes and wanted to vomit.
 

IceG

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Jenny tells all..

watched the interview with Jenny Adams on achannel in Edmonton. it was interesting to get confirmation that these shows are all pretty much totally orchestrated bs. her only regret was she cried on camera and the girls had apparently made a pact to not cry if the himbo gave them the boot.

Jenny said for example, the entrance to a bar or building gets filmed 40 takes and then they edit what they want from the material.

still, i find and enjoy the comedy in this one as you watch them "pretend" to fall in love.
 

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IceG said:
watched the interview with Jenny Adams on achannel in Edmonton. it was interesting to get confirmation that these shows are all pretty much totally orchestrated bs. her only regret was she cried on camera and the girls had apparently made a pact to not cry if the himbo gave them the boot.

Jenny said for example, the entrance to a bar or building gets filmed 40 takes and then they edit what they want from the material.

still, i find and enjoy the comedy in this one as you watch them "pretend" to fall in love.
hello testing
 

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welcome parwinder, are you watching the show or did you accidentally pop your posting cherry on this thread?
 

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back to Jenny Adams...

She had a full page interview i read in the Ed Sun yesterday. My fav quote of hers from that interview:

"There was absolutely no intelligent conversation in our house". Jenny also stated that the show would trade "luxuries" such as 15 minutes of being able to listen to music if one of the girls would do something for the cameras.

Essentially, the women are prisoners with no tv, radio, phone to outside world, newspapers, and they just wait until their "chance" to talk to the himbo.

Further, Jenny did say that the Himbo "is not that great of a guy". good for you Jenny Adams, enjoy your 15 minutes.
 

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What's the prediction Iceman?

Ok so which Bimbo(s) is(are) the Himbo going to drop this week? I predict it's Kendall and Anitra.

"There's 2 O's in Goose boys"
 

IceG

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i don't remember her name, but the taller blonde (little more to her body) NOT the one he is always makin out with or the other smaller one that is a nurse. i think she is Kendall, but not sure.

if two go, then the kind of scary Elvira (think that is Anitra or whatever)with the really disproportionate boobs. plus she only is 25 or whatever and she already looks like she had a face lift.

fyi, Kim Choma guest bartended at bar on Whyte Ave last Wed-Thurs as one of her Old bfs works there. the bar is called Bar None but got sued so they changed to Bar Wild (its on Whyte ave which is Kinda Edmonton's version of Robson street).

my female friends that saw her said she was pretty "chummy" with her ex, so who knows if she is the "winner". probably not as they would be too far away.

those would be my picks to get the boot tonite.
 

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"The perber who gets the weeks predictions right and his rio gets his name on that plaque. Do you think your name's gonna be on that plaque?"

"YES SIR!!!"

Mav got the predictions right. Elvitra (that's my new nick name for her) and Kendall (sp?) got the boot. You could totally tell Kendall was a victim of having to keep 6 last week.

Yes, Elvitra has disproportionate boobs, and the ugliest face when you look up close! It just looks so damn fake! The funniest and stupidest comment ever by the HIMBO: "Anybody with half a brain can tell Anitra's hot, but we just didn't have much in common" - when you look up close, Anitra is anything but hot. Makes me cringe.

My comment to the Himbo: I guess by that comment we've ascertained you have half a brain. That being said, anybody with a FULL brain can figure out she's the biggest phony looking Elvira-wanna-be-Barbie on the show!

Chrissy Lily (my new nick name for Krisily) is starting to grow on me. She's got an annoying voice, but I'd take her over that arrogant and annoying Sara W. My pick for the final 3 is little Sara (Sara B I think?), Kim get out of your coma, and Chrissy Lily. As Iceman said, even if Krissily ends up in trailer trash porn, we won't have to put up with her annoying voice because she'll most likely have her mouth full of something else most of the time :rolleyes:

For the preview for next week, they showed the Himbo getting it on with one of the mom's. Maybe he'll go for one of those mother/daughter duos we hear about once in a while on perb. And then Kim in a coma's ex bf pays a visit! What the f$ck is up with that?!?!?!

My final 2 prediction: Little Sara and Chrissy Lily. I think Kim gets the boot because of the ex factor.

(disclaimer - do not take any of the above at face value. It is for entertainment purposes only, does not reflect how the author truly feels about the contestants and not intended to offend anybody)
 
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hahahhaha IceG... sooooo true.... he really is such a dullard and so obviously trading on his brothers fame.... what a loser!
And his brother's biggest claim to fame is playing a whiny Robin in a nipple costume in two immensely shitty Batman movies.
 

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wolverine said:
And his brother's biggest claim to fame is playing a whiny Robin in a nipple costume in two immensely shitty Batman movies.
I thought it was playing the goofy fat kid in Stand By Me? :D

VERNO!!! 2 for flinching!!!!!
 
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