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Cock Throppled

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Oct 1, 2003
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Not a chance. I'm not only cheap, I'm happy with my four inches of solid manhood...
 

ddcanz

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Feb 27, 2012
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Not a chance. I'm not only cheap, I'm happy with my four inches of solid manhood...
No fucking way.
My little guy has gotten me through quite nicely- no need to change things up now.
And there's a fuck of a lot more better and fun things to do with $25k.
 

take8easy

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Jul 27, 2014
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No, I think I will pass because I think my cucumber color penis would freak sp's out.

On a lighter note, I wish they could come up with a pill that could;

1. stretch the orgasm longer (over 30 seconds, instead of the usual 3, 4 seconds would be ideal.)
2. give one the ability to orgasm multiple times at will.
3. squeeze a vagina tighter during sex.
4. move all the hot SP's to Surrey area.
5. drop the hourly rate to 249.99 across the board.

T8E
 

Horndog14

Active member
Jun 20, 2018
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Injections in my penis? Junior would run so far my my ass
my bellybutton would be getting tickled from the inside out.

Having said that the reality is "Not a Fucking chance Jack!"
 

JimDandy

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3. squeeze a vagina tighter during sex.
T8E
Reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago.

A man and wife were abducted by some friendly, sexy aliens. The aliens suggested trading partners for the night, and since both the male and female aliens looked hot, the man and woman agreed.

The next morning, the wife asked her husband, "how was it for you?". The man replied that the sex was fantastic but that his ears were really sore. The wife laughed and said her sex was great also, but that the male alien told her at the beginning of their sexual escapade that if she wanted his penis to get larger, she had only to twist his ears lol.

JD
 

Meguiars

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Sep 23, 2017
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No, I think I will pass because I think my cucumber color penis would freak sp's out.

On a lighter note, I wish they could come up with a pill that could;

1. stretch the orgasm longer (over 30 seconds, instead of the usual 3, 4 seconds would be ideal.)
2. give one the ability to orgasm multiple times at will.
3. squeeze a vagina tighter during sex.
4. move all the hot SP's to Surrey area.
5. drop the hourly rate to 249.99 across the board.

T8E
I’m a big fan of lists... best list I’ve seen in a long time :):)
 
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