Review Kimmi@bcdarlings (repost)

providerboy

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Oct 8, 2002
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The truth will set you free.

Kimmi used to work at Classy Ladies where she originally had these pictures posted. Have you ever noticed that the girls of Classy never look as good as their pictures; well Kimmi is no exception. She looks like a skinny little thing in the pictures. In reality she has a dumpy ass, lopez style. I would guess she needs to lose 10-15 lbs. Also, she has droopy breasts (childbirth has not been kind to her). Needless to say I was not very impressed with her looks, even though she has a fairly pretty face.

I don't really have any major complaints about her service. She allows daty and kissing. I couldn't sychronize with her when dfking (she zigged I zagged). Time was honored and all postions were completed and she is not a clock watcher. In all honesty I had a fairly good time.

In conclusion, I would not recommend Kimmi due to the state of her body. I get really pissed off when you pay your money, then off comes the bra revealing pancake tits. (Note to escorts we pooners don't shell out 2 bills to be ambushed by bad breasts - if you have had kids tell your client beforehand; therefore, there is no surprises or resentment).

If this review disappears again it will be my last.
L/A/S - 5/8/8
 

bigmoe69er

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Jun 22, 2002
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Why Blame Hipster?

No one has the right to delete your posts, Providerboy! Thanks, too, for the valuable information. What I don't understand is why Hipster is blamed. How could he do it, even if he wanted to, if your post is on a separate thread from one he started? ---Moe
 

Kev

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May 13, 2002
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NO NO NO Exalted Poohbah, this is deleted threads/posts everyone knows I should get blamed for this. I'm so ashamed.
 

Hipster Doofus

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May 10, 2002
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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
its stereotypical for these boards. The people who actually have the facts are mum and everyone else (who are forensic experts on Vbulletin) expresses their opinions.

- opinions are like assholes....everyone's got one, and if it aint yours its stinks! bwhaha
 

bigmoe69er

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Biased, Interest Serving Deletions

So Kev, are you the guilty one....or are you joking? No one had the right to delete Providerboy's post. ---Moe
 

mars_guy

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Truth is always bitter. Info is highly appreciated. You definitely saved me some money. People should not underestimate the power of these kindda boards.


HD- you are very naughty!
 

Hipster Doofus

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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
geeez - Okay I got a question.

Just how many escorts are there in Victoria?

On a good day - 50. I`ve seen at least half of them and the others dont turn my crank. So that means its likely that there is going to be overlap. You may dislike me but taking it out on Kimmy from pure conjecture just shows immaturity.

hyping chicks aint my style - and frequently I am a harsher judge of talent then most. There`s no subterfuge here.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=1418&highlight=kimmy

And just because a reviewer goes out of his way to be insulting doesnt mean there`s truth to it. Power trips and inflated egos sometimes are why reviewers say bad things.
 

Hipster Doofus

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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
Its a little known fact that I actually stuck up for Providerboy when he first burst on the scene on TBD about a year ago. Back then, self serving interests mistook an innocent party for Providerboy. The boys on Lycos should be able to tell you more.

As it stands now, Providerboy has already been blacklisted by some of Vancouver's perfect petites that he so desperately seeks.

Go ahead and give Providerboy 5 of Vancouver's popular petites to see. They'll all avoid him like the plague. Guaranteed
 

PaceMaker

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May 12, 2002
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PEACE OUT!

Where is Lycos? Do they have tables or futons? Does Kimmi work there?

I think not!

OK Boys, you have aired your garbage in public so you can both go look in the mirror and try to figure it out!

They have PM's for a reason. If you go about this kind of thing it send a poisonous vibe through the whole board. Some people still look up to both of you as pooning heros. Don't wreck it! Hero's are hard to come by.
 

hornyboy

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I enjoy HD's posts and to date, they've been helpful.

Maybe he's biased but so what? The proof is in the pooning.
 
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