Garbage of Eden! Crooked Management and Fake Photos of Majority of SPs

SimpleSam

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Today there has been a post in Neighborhood Watch by Arianna Lace, she found an ad in the exact same city (Van) but clearly it wasn't her that made the post (different number, stats and alias) (http://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?218213-Multiple-girls-using-my-photos!! ) Check it out yourselves to make a long story short!

After having an extremely terrible experience at this establishment (Garden of Eden) , to avoid altercation, I decided best not to start a thread sharing my experience. Decided I didn't want to upset people who were blackmailig me and had scammed me out of money

Turns out the owner of the "agency" has been the one posting fake ads for the SP thats in question for the bait & switch! So I have decided to make this post just so people know what's they are dealing with and we can shit this janky "agency" for what it really is! GARBAGE!

I went to Kelowna in July for the infamous COG, me and a couple buddies drove up for a good time and to do a little partying. We all know how the typical party ends, if u haven't passed out from being to hammered, we tend to get a little excited and looking for a sweet lady of the night to end the night just right. My 2 friends went back to our suite at the Delta and after a quick google search I landed upon the "Garden of Eden" contact information, noticed it was RIGHT downtown and was there within 20 mins after the club closed for the night.
I had no idea what to expect upon my arrival, but it was worse than any negative possibilities that crossed my mind. The "studio" incall location smelled heavily of cigarettes and booze. The grandfather that claims to own the joint miraculously walked on his own 2 feet to greet me, sat me down and requested all the girls to line up parlour style and let me pick my poison. The "top of the line companions" that came out of every dusty little room were honestly horrific. Some had track marks from needles in arms/feet and every single one of them appeared to be on some sort of heavy narcotics. My head up top was telling me to get out NOW but a skinny dark skin girl came out last with a huge bum and friendly smile, the little stubborn head down below made other plans for me and I ended up in the "VIP room" locked down for an hour by the best looking lady in the joint. 3 brown ones for the session itself and an extra 50 for the VIP room.
Attempted to shower before starting and to my surprise found a dirty needle in the stand up shower behind the body wash. As if I didn't take that warning signal either, we got my 50 bucks back for the "VIP" experience I missed out on and ended up on the lower level of the building behind the stripper stage in a smaller room with a basic tub and 4 post bed. I did a quick check for anything distasteful and decided to just get on with it and get home.
The lady introduced herself as Felina and excused herself from the room to fill out a deposit sheet so we could start our session. I stripped down while she was gone and laid down hard and beyond ready to release and head back to my clean suite for a much needed sleep. Felina came back in good time wearing a silky robe that got me going even more. She sat down beside me on the edge of the bed, fiddled with the robe and pulled out a bag full of powder. She busted up a few huge rails, snorted them up quickly, wiped her face and then turned to me to begin the session we were already over 20 mins into.
I might not have picked up on all the other warnings but that was the icing on the cake for me, I told Felina I would prefer to cancel the date and just head home. I was polite about it but something must have offended her and before I could realize what was about to happen she struck me and yelled "No refunds" then ran from the room and up the stairs. I was a little bit shocked so it took a few moments for me to take in what madness I just dealt with at that pigsty. I then started to dress when she burst back in the room with the same grandpa owner I met upon arriving. He was accompanied by a tall heavy set black guy I would imagine was the bouncer.
The lady was just shooting her mouth off so I figured I would be civil with an older gentlemen/business owner. I explained the drug issue and requested to get my money back and leave peacefully. To my surprise the old man is just as sick and twisted. He then repeated "No refunds" and asked me to leave. For a simple guy like me with a simple job with a really simple pay grade, I had no intention of leaving without my 3 brown buddies back in my wallet.
As if it wasn't a nightmare already, I then got threatened by the OWNER that they would lie and say I raped the SP if I didn't leave peacefully and right away.
I made one more attempt to request the cash back and then was told to "PAY 300 MORE dollars for a DISTURBANCE FEE"
Thank God I had no more cash on me just a 20 for cab far, the bouncer grabbed my arms while the high scrawny girl dug in my pockets and took the last 20 bucks I had to my name. I had way more than enough and after that experience I didn't trust anything about the place and desperately wanted to get the hell out of there. I told friends in the morning about the shit show, and after a little research discovered the old man owner used to be a Mountie and now operates that trash heap brothel house. I figured I should take it as a loss and let it go not to stir up shit with an ex-cop now turned pimp.

I found the photos advertised for Felina ( fake as can be )
Later the following night the feeling came over me again. I called an independent named Jasmin invited her to the suite to be on the safe side. About an hour later when a knock came at the door I opened up to see none other than this Felina chick!!! I slammed the door in her face and about 40 mins later was getting harassing phone calls followed by more threatening texts.
I decided I would be better off rubbing one out, just wasn't mean to enjoy kelowna in that sense it seems.

Felina (personal ad) also she is Somalian def not Arab !!
http://kelowna.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-arab-princessfelina22/4419474

Felina (Garden ad) http://kelowna.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/felina-the-garden-i-will-thrill-you/8728393

And once again the same SP/ different name different number and different photos portraying a different appearance. Even calling the numbers u will realize it is the exact same girl!!!!
http://kelowna.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/party-girl/9275357


Felt the need to share this to save anyone from making the same mistake that I unfortunately let the big man down under lead me into!
 

SimpleSam

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I definitely would NOT recommend it all.
I'm sure there must be a few decent women that hire on there while "touring" but once they realize what the circumstances are at that place, they would leave as fast as they showed up if they know what's best for them!
The sexiest woman alive could be available thru the Garden and I would give a second look because at the end of it all the miserable crooked old man is getting paid!

Such a shame. Whatever happened to good old fun?
 

6741xxx

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Yikes!! I've always thought that place seemed sketchy and this just confirms it. I've been to the Dollhouse and had ok experiences there and I hear Beach Bunnies is fairly reputable but GOE sounds like a definite no go zone. Thanks for the review.
 

MrX77

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I agree that I have also heard mostly sketchy things about the GOE, although in fairness I have an acquaintance (friend of a friend) who's had a few OK experiences there.
Thanks for your candid and revealing review though.

If you aren't totally turned off the whole SP scene in our fair city, which would be understandable, I would safely recommend either Becah Bunnies or the Dollhouse.

I have had experiences with 7 or 8 women at the DH in the last couple of years that have ranged to quite good to excellent, and have been to Beach Bunnies a few times and had a great time.
Both agencies are female owned and run as far as I know, and the staff and gals are all polite, friendly and professional.
 

MrX77

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I fully agree that agencies are definitely not an ideal choice if you're into the extras of GFE.

I myself am happy with a basic menu that doesn't include DATY and kissing (although I'd take 'em if they were included for free!).
If you pay an extra amount of those, agencies are very expensive unless you have lots of $$$$ (I myself can only afford a half hour session every two weeks with my current employment wage)

For me the appeal of agencies is the very wide variety of times you can go in, and the selection of gals one can choose from.
 
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