Escape and Relax? Ummm, I don't think so either

S.S.tugboat

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Ok, Im on a roll here with my second back to back post.... First off, I have to admit that I have a huge bias, since I just came from spending awhile in Montreal, the "land 'o' plenty" of sexual desire. Anyway, I am used to top notch women giving 35 to 40 doller half hour, and 50 to 60 doller hour massages in places where each room has it's own shower! The places have real massage beds and all sorts of women who barely speak english! I was spoiled I guess. Of course at those prices a guy would tip a 20 on top of the service, but those were the days. Anyway, compare this to the crap I've been running into out here!!!

Guys, you must avoid the one who calls herself Gorgia from ER. What a horrible experience! Again, just in case the name is switched I am putting an APB out on this girl. She claims that she is 23 Vancouver. She is tall and slim with dirty blond hair that she had up. Apparently she said she is on their new website. Anyway, she has B cup boobs and seems nice...AT FIRST!!!

So here's the low down of what went down! I get to ER's shack and was greeted by "Gorgia" and was told to get comfortable after I gave her the donation. I strip down... I get on the bed... I wait for about five minutes.... She comes in and she starts to make small talk.... She asked question after question about what I do, where Im from... This is fine, but it went a bit overboard. Anyway, the massage itself was pretty mediocre. Nothing special. Im used to being teased between the legs, and I guess they don't push those skills here. So, throughout the message she is asking me questions, and then 15 minutes in she asks me what I do for fun.... I give some vauge reply, and then I ask her the same question. She says, "flip over and I'll show ya". Ok, cool. So I flip and then she pulls out a condom. Im thinking "Is she gonna give me some sort of CBJ on the house?" Nopr. She puts it on me and then grabs some oil and proceeds to give me a tug with a condom on. Now I have been to quite a few massage parlors and I have NEVER had to wear a condom. So, I tell her that this has never happened to me before. She acts (and a weak attempt at acting too), surprised and says, "Well you must have been with SKANKY CHICKS then which is all the more reason that you should wear a condom so that I don't catch any fatal diseases in case I have any cuts on my hand." WHAT??? Not only did this totally dystroy the mood, but the nerve of her to try and make me seem like the foolish, dirty one. What a bag. So I try to salvage my thoughts together to shoot my load. I rub her leg abit towards her coochie and she says "Don't even think about it with the amount of money you spent". Holy crap... A simple "no" would have sufficed. I got the feeling that she was an uptight and got off by ruining my time. The session lasted 25 minutes and I would totally never go back!

Watch out for this one boys. Be safe and have fun out there!
L/ 7, A/ 4, S/2.
 

S.S.tugboat

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Thanks Larami,
Your right... I'll stick to what I know for awhile :)
Your right about Lucy too...I've already had the pleasure..
 

brown sugar

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Looking for a GOOD massage with a GREAT attitude?

Dear S.S. I can understand your disappointment...but let me explain that...other than IB...the massage rates at these other massage parlors in town, leave the SP with no more than $30-$40 for themselves...I for one could not imagine working(or letting any client grope, prod, etc.) for that kind of money. The girls working at these places would do just as well to go out to Rock Bay. As the junkies out there are charging $40.
as much as this experience sucked for you...I am sure the idea of touching a naked strangers penis for $30-$40...sucks even more for the girls providing the service.
In the future may I suggest you come to Island Beauties...and get a really GOOD massage and a really GREAT attitude from a beautiful lady who is being paid appropriately...
warm wet kiss Deja IB
 

futtbucker

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i had the pleasur eof seeing Deja on her first day back at IB and got a massage. wow, what a sweet sexy women, my only regrets is i had neither enough time oe monmey to upgrade to an hour of pure bliss. her body is sweet she is awesome and fun, and on my god when she bent over and a saw her ass, i thought i had died and gone to heaven, there is a santa clause. Oh and yes as some other have noted those breasts are screaming for attention too. killer smile lots of laughs and fun but dont go rushing to see her i got to save up and fit in an appointment befor echristmas. maybe i should have deja as half a dup but who else, any ideas??? Deja any thoughts????
 

chuck1561

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futtbucker said:
i had the pleasur eof seeing Deja on her first day back at IB and got a massage. wow, what a sweet sexy women, my only regrets is i had neither enough time oe monmey to upgrade to an hour of pure bliss. her body is sweet she is awesome and fun, and on my god when she bent over and a saw her ass, i thought i had died and gone to heaven, there is a santa clause. Oh and yes as some other have noted those breasts are screaming for attention too. killer smile lots of laughs and fun but dont go rushing to see her i got to save up and fit in an appointment befor echristmas. maybe i should have deja as half a dup but who else, any ideas??? Deja any thoughts????
Me thinks Donna has some ideas ..sounds like Meiko is a a duo partner :p sounds interesting to me
 

m6233

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Yummy, yummy, De'ja. She is hot & that is theleast I can say. Have you seen her dance? Yummy!!!! Magic hands for rubbing too! What else can a gentleman ask for. Magic hands, screaming-hot tata's & a gorgeous butt! Deja at Island Beauties, what more could you need?

smooches xoxo
 

chuck1561

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m6233 said:
Yummy, yummy, De'ja. She is hot & that is theleast I can say. Have you seen her dance? Yummy!!!! Magic hands for rubbing too! What else can a gentleman ask for. Magic hands, screaming-hot tata's & a gorgeous butt! Deja at Island Beauties, what more could you need?

smooches xoxo
LOL ..great minds think alike Donna ..but you've got me on the Cutesyometer ;)
 
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