starts at 3:30 am guy wants to see me right away
as im rushing to get ready e keeps texting with questions when i notice an HOURhas passed so i text him and say
look sweety i cant play this anymore its now 4:30 time to end your fun !he texts back that im uptight and he seriously wanted to see me,but hes losing my number now .i blew it haha
2nd at bat young guy wants just a quick foot job .says he is 5 mins away ...since i was all dolled up already i figure sure why not ? 40 minutes later he shows up with 40$ bye bye
and the 3rd (and hopefully last) piece de'resistance
incoming picture message ...ugh here we go
me:sorry but my phone wont open picture messages
him: too bad 4 u how r ya
m: i'm great! why too bad for me? am i missing out on the greatness that is your cock? lolz
h: lol too funny
h: no i just want to find a girl that can see what i look like
m: are you invisible to most?
h: what?
m: well you need a girl who can see your looks
h: i,m simply horny and cant hit he bank til am
h: and i,m not a gross old guy
h: im cute 30 yrs
yada yada weve all heard what follows but does it end ...no he wants to call me when he gets a girl to give him credit til the bank opens. i suggest he come up with a better story...its sunday banks are closed haha
suggested he might offer his cell phone to one forv collateral ..
h:ugh noway its my umbilical cord
m: but you will get it right back
blah blah he is still trying to text me and convince me to let him come over
very abridged version ...tooo tired to do the whole thing
anybody interested in the numbers just ask
as im rushing to get ready e keeps texting with questions when i notice an HOURhas passed so i text him and say
look sweety i cant play this anymore its now 4:30 time to end your fun !he texts back that im uptight and he seriously wanted to see me,but hes losing my number now .i blew it haha
2nd at bat young guy wants just a quick foot job .says he is 5 mins away ...since i was all dolled up already i figure sure why not ? 40 minutes later he shows up with 40$ bye bye
and the 3rd (and hopefully last) piece de'resistance
incoming picture message ...ugh here we go
me:sorry but my phone wont open picture messages
him: too bad 4 u how r ya
m: i'm great! why too bad for me? am i missing out on the greatness that is your cock? lolz
h: lol too funny
h: no i just want to find a girl that can see what i look like
m: are you invisible to most?
h: what?
m: well you need a girl who can see your looks
h: i,m simply horny and cant hit he bank til am
h: and i,m not a gross old guy
h: im cute 30 yrs
yada yada weve all heard what follows but does it end ...no he wants to call me when he gets a girl to give him credit til the bank opens. i suggest he come up with a better story...its sunday banks are closed haha
suggested he might offer his cell phone to one forv collateral ..
h:ugh noway its my umbilical cord
m: but you will get it right back
blah blah he is still trying to text me and convince me to let him come over
very abridged version ...tooo tired to do the whole thing
anybody interested in the numbers just ask