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yvrpooner

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OK. I will be the first to admit that I am not a BC person and that I don't understand much about the pooning culture here. However, I am a veteran pooner and have used TERB and MERB to great success. Here I have tried a couple of the ladies that seem to be reviewed very positively been very disappointed. What gives? How can some of these ladies be getting nines from some of you guys? Ever travel? I have also been to Victoria and the reviews of the ladies there seem to more accurately match my experience. Same for Toronto. Same for Montreal. Why is Vancouver different?

I know this post will piss some of you guys off but realize that many men read these boards for ideas on who to see and if you are giving 9/9/9 to 5/7/6 ladies than you are not doing your fellow pooners any help at all. :mad: After all, that is the sole reason for these boards so c'mon and start helping each other. Try to look past your grumpiness with me and think about the why.

I cannot even begin to figure how to post a review of some of the ladies I have seen in Vancouver as my words would seem so far removed from the reviews some of you have posted.

What gives?:confused:
 

spaceghost

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Kinda hard to comment without specific details bud.

Waddya want people to say... "gee, we are all fawked in the head and ya busted us"?

Or... "wow... you have found experiences we cannot begin to fathom... we are not worthy... we are not worthy"
 

Sunset

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The long...some guys have a specific attraction/desire and that specific attraction/desire is satisfied by specific girls.


The short...reviews are just an opinion. As your post is only your opinion.
 

Escort

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Perhaps you're reading reviews from only a few posters rather than the larger cross section of hobbyists.
 

hitrack

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Just write your review. The reviews are personal opinions, not just all graded on a bell curve or something.

If she was having an off day on the day you saw her, then she better suck it up and take the poor review, if she wasn't to your liking just scribble down why.
 

yvrpooner

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Aug 16, 2004
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hitrack said:
Just write your review. The reviews are personal opinions, not just all graded on a bell curve or something.

If she was having an off day on the day you saw her, then she better suck it up and take the poor review, if she wasn't to your liking just scribble down why.
OK will do that Mr. Track. I had been warned that poor reviews were not tolerated on Perb but thanks for dispelling that rumour. Next time I get a break in the action I will write up a few of my Vancouver experiences good and bad.
 

yvrpooner

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Aug 16, 2004
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spaceghost said:
Kinda hard to comment without specific details bud.

Waddya want people to say... "gee, we are all fawked in the head and ya busted us"?

Or... "wow... you have found experiences we cannot begin to fathom... we are not worthy... we are not worthy"

You are a sarcatistic thing aren't you. I am simply saying the multiple posts on some ladies led me to try them and something doesn't add up. I am not sure if it is due to these guys not getting out enough or not seeing what else is out there in the SP world but something doesn't add up. Vancouver is a happening city with worldly people so I was expecting the review boards to reflect that.

Sorry for having an opinion to all the others who seem to have taken offense.
 

DaBoneman

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This board is all about people's opinions. You should write your reviews even if they are far removed from others. It will add to the information available for readers of this board.
 

WC Drifter

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yvrpooner said:
I cannot even begin to figure how to post a review of some of the ladies I have seen in Vancouver as my words would seem so far removed from the reviews some of you have posted.

What gives?:confused:
As you well know, it's called YMMV. It doesn't always take multiple visits, but sometimes it does. Sometimes you just click with a woman and it's all good. Sometimes they might actually be attracted to you. Often a lady will try to find SOMETHING they like in a guy to help them make it a good experience.

I personally believe a lot has to do with the numbering scale as well. Sure in theory it goes from 1 to 10, but for looks I've seen the hesitancy of pooning with a 6 or less and the justification that goes along with it in the reviews. So in essence you have a looks scale from 6 to 10 and IMHO a 10 is perfection. I've seen the scale move to half points to compensate and I am in favor of that. A 7.5, 8.5 and 9.5 are good numbers in my book.

For service and attitude, it's dependent on what the guys were looking for and if they felt good during and after then they will reflect those feelings in the numbers. If they weren't looking to travel, then they wouldn't penalize if that option wasn't available in the first place.

Maybe more guys in Vancouver see the ladies as people with feelings and lives and want to show respect. So unless they have an awful time, they are willing to be positive in their comments.

So give us your reviews, tell us how it went and respect other guys as well. If I were to have a bad time with a lady, I would start a new thread. I would not post on another reviewer's positive review with a negative one. But that's a personal respect thing for other posters.
 

LonelyGhost

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jeez duff, never mind the ritalin, a good dose of ginko bilboa is needed here ...

'around the world'??? start at daty and work your way around to the place where the suppository went and then work your way back to daty ...

this is probably why vancouver pooner reviews are always so good ... they include the elevator ride up and down as part of the service, the plants in the lobby as part of the looks, and the muzak selection as part of the attitude ...

:p
 

spaceghost

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yvrpooner said:
You are a sarcatistic thing aren't you.
LOL...

Some might say every action deserves an equal re-action.

In all honesty tho... what did you want people to say?

Agree with you and admit that you are right and reviewers here don't know sh*t?

Defend themselves and slam providers from other cities?

Or beg you to elaborate?
 

spaceghost

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yvrpooner said:
Vancouver is a happening city with worldly people so I was expecting the review boards to reflect that.
I just took note of some comments yvrpooner made about Paige Adams in another thread.

Suddenly the clouds are starting to part.

Let me guess yvr... and we truly wait now with eager anticipation... in another thread you mention that you encountered two sp's with whom you had a good time.

Would these ladies, by any chance, originate out of VRZ?
 

Penhold

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yvrpooner

I have some comments on your original post in this thread. However, since others are suspicious of who you are and your motives, before I bother giving them here I'd like to know you are legitimate.

You say you've used TERB and MERB to great success. Since your credibility has been questioned, perhaps you can give your user id under which you've posted on TERB and MERB. We can then check out your experiences and verify that you are legitimate by PM'ing you on TERB and MERB before responding here.
 

Heidi_Starr

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As an indy whom has travelled throughout North America and back to this shithole many of times I feel I must comment.
Vancouver is not sexual.
Although I know many girls in this city who r practicing GFE'S and to my belief enjoy their work they will never b playboy centerfolds. They will not replace Pam Anderson.
Most are 30+ satisfying some horrendous bout of abstinence they endured during their 20's. OR are just plain greedy(money talks)...
New York, DC, Miami, goldmines.
Take a vacation...Get a BJ from a european fashion model with a sexy giggle...DATY with a Halle Berry look a like...enjoy an hour of straight FS with a pornstar/actress wanna be.
There is a big difference between a slut and an escort.
Escorts in the west wanna pay their rent..escorts from the east wanna lay in a puddle of manmade pleasure
hmmm...

Back to Vancity,
We have gorgeous woman.
Unfortunetly they work at Cactus Club, are 17 and still in high school, or think they're too hot to trot.
But unless ur a pimp there's not much u can do about it.
 

travel guy

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Huh?

I'm afraid I don't understand this post.

I initially though that you were suggesting a trip to New York to pooners who might want to indulge in some time with a sp who spends her days lounging in love snot, but I've spent some time in the East and I have to say, I've never been confronted with such a specialty; therefore, I'll have to assume that you should be contacted directly if a pooner would like to spend some time with a sp whose time is largely occupied marinating herself in "manmade pleasure".

...but who springs for the antibiotics?

P.S.
Sorry you had to drag yourself away from your "goldmine" and I hope Vancouver proves worthy.
 

Heidi_Starr

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All over the map
Perhaps in the East you had misfortunes.

As for my post I made no reference to myself except for the fact that I am a travelling independant.

Just thought whoever started this post could use the advice.

The meenies are out tonight
Lets all fuck someone n go to bed smiling
 

yvrpooner

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Aug 16, 2004
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Sorry Mr. Ghost, not from Jackie's place as not even sure what that is. You are quite an inventive little thing too I see.

MERB and TERB question is interesting. I only ever posted on TERB twice a long while back as I have to admit I have been a taker of information and not a provider.

My question remains about Vancouver and the nature of the responses is making it clearer. I think you have a vocal minority here that are strangely and aggressively manipulating the majority. Must be a full time occupation. Motives must be unique as well.
 

travel guy

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He's "quite an inventive little thing"?

I've never heard a guy describe another guy like that unless...

OK....I'll bite. Are you playing for the pink team, or are you a woman?

Sincerely,
Quite the inquisitive little thing.
 
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