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BamMargera

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LOL Nice one Pussyman.

I've never been to Chez, but I keep hearing good reasons to go. Usually I'll just head off to Saint Pete's to relax from a hard week's work. Find that Showgirls is just stupidly expensive.
 

Karma

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Go to diamonds during monday or wednesday. On Monday they have the wet t-shirt contest and it is pack, and on wednesday they have the water wrestling. The only problem about Chez is that they don't serve alcohol (unless they change that).
 

Pussyman

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IMO Chez Pierres is the biggest rip off in town. You can easily drop 2 to 3 browns in there and have nothing to show for it except for a few gals showing you a bit of skin and making you more hornier than when you came. In the past some guys on this board have reported getting a little extra such as H/J or B/J but I believe that's only possible after you have got to know the particular dancer over a long period of time. And even then I have my doubts about that.

As for the strip clubs such as Diamonds, Showgirls, St. Petes and The Crazyhorse, I find them rather boring. It's nowhere near as fun as the old days when you could have the dancers come and take the dollar bills right off your person. Now you can't go anywhere near them but sit back and throw loonies and twonies at their nether region which frankly I find quite degrading. We can all thank Audry Jensen for that. :mad:

Really, just go to any of our fine MPs in town where you can visit a beautiful lady for up to an hour and be guarenteed that you'll be getting your moneys worth and leaving with a smile.
 

Cruz4chicks

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sounds like a real BITCH. is she still around? or did the perberts finaly take her out;) :D
 

stones

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BamMargera said:

I've never been to Chez, but I keep hearing good reasons to go.
well bambam, here the scoop. chez charge you $10 (dat's 10 bux, not 110 bux) for entry fee, then u have to buy 2 soft drinks for $7. then if u want a lap dance, the girls charge u $15 per dance which last 3 minutes (dey edit the sound track on tape to ensure no song go over the 3 minute limit). now, dat's with the girl giving u a lap dance in the general public area. if u want some privacy, there is 2 private areas, one is a general private area entry fee for the night is 10 bux, and if u want a private booth, then entry fee for the night is 20 bux (if u go this route, take the one farthest away from the entrance). the girls can dance nude for you, but no touching allowed. if u want contact, den dey have to put on a g string. u will get some touching, lots of conversation, but, dat's it. if u stay with one girl, she usually just go by the number of songs that go by as she dance for u, and the girl usually have to collect from u every 10 songs. lighting is very low, so u wont have too much of a view. u can easily drop 3 browns there a night without too much to show , or feel, for it. :)
 

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I agree with you stones and trawler. I've only been to Chez Pierre once but both the friend I was there with and I thought it was the biggest rip-off of any strip club we'd ever been to. Basically $20 before you even get in the door (with your two 7-ups in hand, of course) then the stage show is pretty much non-existent and the lap dances are not worth the money. I don't mind spending a lot of cash in a strip-club, but when you find yourself checking your watch while you're getting a lap dance, you know something is wrong.
 

BamMargera

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Jesus C.! Thanks for the info stones. Don't think there's any bloody way I'll be headin in any time soon. Think I'll stay with the MP's instead.
 

Pussyman

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BamMargera said:
Jesus C.! Thanks for the info stones. Don't think there's any bloody way I'll be headin in any time soon. Think I'll stay with the MP's instead.
Isn't that what I said? :confused:


Bam Bam, I think you owe stones and I a drink for saving you a bunch of cash. Actually you can throw in dinner too and we'll tell you which ladies you should be visiting. ;)
 
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BamMargera

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Sorry P-man, shoulda never doubted ya. I just noticed from the rest of your message that it seemed like you just plain didn't enjoy strip clubs (which of course is any one's right), but since I enjoy headin out to one every now and then, that you and I just had diffrent tastes....Well, after I re-read stones and then your posts, I realized that you're a man of knowledge beyond your years lol Have to talk about that drink though, might be needin to save that cash to see Lilith and Gabby ;-)
 

BamMargera

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BTW, I never got to go to the strip clubs in the good ole days, so since I enjoy myself with the restrictions now, I can only imagine how much of a barn burner you had at the clubs in the day. Just call me a young'in
 

Pussyman

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BamMargera said:
BTW, I never got to go to the strip clubs in the good ole days, so since I enjoy myself with the restrictions now, I can only imagine how much of a barn burner you had at the clubs in the day. Just call me a young'in
Yes the good ole days were fun and maybe that's why I'm a little jaded concerning todays stripclubs (not that I don't enjoy watching naked woman prance around). I still have memories of various boobies almost poking my eye out or being dragged on stage and having my dollar bills being taken from me in various ways or sharing a banana with two beautiful ladies on stage. ;)

It just seems nowadays they all follow the same script of taking off their clothes, breaking out the blanket and having guys throw loonies at their pussys. There was a time when dancers showed much more ingenuity with their performances.

By the way I won't hold you to that drink since you're planning on seeing the lovely Lilith, although you might need a stiff one afterwards. ;)
 

stones

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Don`t you mean a stiff one during??? ha ha
dont laugh bambam, ur goin to need ALL ur energy for ur session with lilith. stones doubt u be able to walk after session. :p

in interest of fair and balance review, chek out Chez Pierre topic
 

Pan

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I recall a strip joint on Whyte Ave. and 105 st. in the 80's. It was upstairs from a Chinese restaurant, and was quite a dump. The feature dancers would come out for 20 minutes, and then for 1/2 hour in between the club dancers would come out, 5 at a time, to do private dances. Private dances were $5, or $10 if you wanted contact. (10 min.)
One night, I dropped by for a beer, and chose a sweet 19 year old brunette for a $10 private dance. It was her very first night and she was nervous as hell so she was building her courage with drink. Suffice to say by midnight she was pissed as a newt, and those $10 dances were the best value in town. I ended up giving her a ride home after work, and my investment matured.
The strip clubs today are a shaw of what they once were.
(But the MP's are MUCH better!)
So you see, some things DO improve over time...;o)
 

wolverine

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Cruz4chicks said:
Pman . who's Audry Jensen?
Audrey Jensen is an old blue-haired hag from Stettler who's been crusading against the sex industry since the 1980s. She believes that strip clubs are a scourge on the planet and the root cause of everything from spousal abuse to the bubonic plague to tornadoes. Her efforts eventually led to the Getty government to change the laws in strip clubs in the late 1980s. Still not content with that victory, she continued to spam the newspaper letter columns with more venom against the SP industry in an effort to inflict her own high morals upon adults who can think for themselves. Haven't heard from her in a few years - I do hope that she choked to death on a giant black cock.

But she's not the only reason for the rule change. If I recall correctly, about that same time, some douchebag filed a lawsuit because a stripper made him cream his pants. I hope this guy chokes on a cock too.
 

BamMargera

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If I am correctly, that's exactly what most guys whish would happen when the go to the strippers...I not only hope that he chokes on a cock for being such a pussy, but I hope they find that he has 7 gallons of undigested sperm in his stomach.....Some f'ing people just defy all logic and common sense.
 
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