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Looking for a mentor in the age old Art of Pooning...a proposition

Mr_Mercenary

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My heart is beating faster because I want to take this leap, this plunge into the erotic world of SP's.

I seek a mentor, a sherpa guide, a sifu. Mr. Poon? Are you out there? I am hoping to meet a pooner well
versed in this artform, the greatest mountain that calls me to explore. A mountain that excites me more
than anyone that conquered Everest. (Probably because I have not climbed anything lately).

I have spent some time lurking. Finally I created an account here to post this message. For all
of you who have TOFTT, I would like to make this proposal:

T'would be far cheaper in time, money and frustration if I could find a mentor to take me under
his wing and show me the best possible routes up this great mountain. This way, my fears can be
reduced and we can both have a great time. My offer is this, I believe your time is worthjust as much
as the SPs, so lead the way like the best of best sherpa guides do and I'll cover all the costs.

I'll tell you just a bit bout myself and you decide. I am in my early 40's and live in the BC Interior but
I travel to the Lower Mainland often. I am Asian. I weigh 220lbs. I was born in the wheat fields of the Prairies
so I am definitely more redneck than you are. Which, can be an amusing combo for someone to meet.
I have wheels and am totally straight, don't mind a MMF situation where it would be like watching porn
but in 3D. Don't touch me, I won't touch you! Only la beautiful girl please! ;) hehehe Ultimately just looking
to have a great time, adventure and laughs for the memory books.

Next, I'm hoping you are closer to my age though it really doesn't matter. You are a fairly normal person (a
little eccentricity never is a bad thing!), who likes to have a good time and lots of laughter and that you
really enjoy this anomaly of a being a sex crazed dude. You know where the good girls are, that life is good
and we're gonna have some really fun time(s?).

For those of you who have posted all the good stuff, the reviewers and the ladies in red, you are my
heroes. Thanks for the brilliant reads. You can't find this kind of stuff in any book. Tantalizeme, you
are THE hero in my book. Even if they were totally ugly GILFs, after reading your posts...? Mmmmmmm....

I'm heading down to Vancouver in a couple of weeks. PM me.

Awesome, it's done! It's out there! (breath breath!)...
 

newatit

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If you want a mentor, here is some free advice. Right now, get out of this business. If you read enough into it, you will find that its not really fun, it is expensive, the people might seem nice, and are nice, but not for long. Soon as your money is gone so are they. Their reasons for being in it are not fun, it is a desperate living for some, a badly disillusioned living for others, and then laziness for others. For the providers, they will grow old, lose their attractiveness, and realize that when they started into this they were young beautiful and attractive, ten years later, there is a whole new crop of would be's arriving, and they are sitting on the sidelines. Now they are 35 not 25 and it shows.
The SP's in it don't have much of a medical plan, no dental plan, no retirement plans and no secure future. this is a "fun" business they get into because like the rest of us, they like sex, the feelings, the meeting of new people, and being uninhibited. They don't tell you about the lying to friends and family about what they do, the rejections when discovered, how they can't go to church and feel good about it and how they are banned from a whole raft of life's items. They can't do a simply thing like cross the US border safely to buy cheap milk. Read the recent reports on that.

You have a view of this whole thing that just isn't where it is. And so do a lot of the SP's here. but then maybe they would say the same thing about this view. trouble is, I know too many now that have crashed, died, or been murdered. Probably half the gals I have known in this racket are maimed some how, or dead, or down and out to never recover.

The glamour and so on really isn't it. Like beauty it wrinkles with age.

Best thing an SP can do is save every cent possible and get herself into school, get a certificate and forget this experience as fast as she can.

Buzz off.
 
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PlayfulAlex

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If you want a mentor, here is some free advice. Right now, get out of this business. If you read enough into it, you will find that its not really fun, it is expensive, the people might seem nice, and are nice, but not for long. Soon as your money is gone so are they. Their reasons for being in it are not fun, it is a desperate living for some, a badly disillusioned living for others, and then laziness for others. For the providers, they will grow old, lose their attractiveness, and realize that when they started into this they were young beautiful and attractive, ten years later, there is a whole new crop of would be's arriving, and they are sitting on the sidelines.
The SP's in it don't have much of a medical plan, no dental plan, no retirement plans and no secure future. this is a "fun" business they get into because like the rest of us, they like sex, the feelings, the meeting of new people, and being uninhibited. They don't tell you about the lying to friends and family about what they do, the rejections when discovered, how they can't go to church and feel good about it and how they are banned from a whole raft of life's items.

You have a view of this whole thing that just isn't where it is. And so do a lot of the SP's here. but then maybe they would say the same thing about this view. trouble is, I know too many now that have crashed, died, or been murdered. Probably half the gals I have known in this racket are maimed some how, or dead, or down and out to never recover.

The glamour and so on really isn't it. Like beauty it wrinkles with age.

Buzz off.
Wow, newatit. I imagine there was a time when you didn't feel like this about this hobby, but time and experience have revealed some of the harsher realities. I have to doubt that everyone's experiences have proven the hobby to be this barren of positive outcomes. I look forward to hearing from some of those, just to balance the scale. I wouldn't say that what you've written isn't true, just that it is one aspect of a complicated field of interest. It's a part of the story, but not the entire story. And yet, I appreciate that, someone coming into it with rose-colored glasses, might just need a good dose of reality in the early stages.

And, by the way, to the OP, I've known men who fantasized about this hobby for years, never once to imbibe!
 

newatit

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Yes Playful Alex

there was a time, but the truth about it has been known for a long time to a lot of people.
 

Mr_Mercenary

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I have no medical plan, no dental plan, no retirement plans and no secure future EITHER! WOW! How is that possible? But I am a man! I do survive and very well at this moment. In fact, if I give in to what the reality of this world is, I shouldn't even bother to leave the house in the morning and I need a gun with just one bullet.

I prefer to be happy still. My dog actually taught me that. With nothing, our house, our lives, everything gone due to the economic ups and downs of a few years ago and my dog is happy and wagging its tail. WTF are you so happy about? "Is that an old kibble bit? Chomp! Everything's all right Daddy!" Let's play and be happy! Simplify the basic survival of all creatures on earth. My belly is full, and I have a rectangle to sleep safely tonight. Now that is taken care. What is next on the hierarchal chart of needs...?

I am a jaded and bitter man. I have nothing but cynicism of the future. It is not rosy for any of us or future generations. Why would such a wonderful country like Canada need to jack the old age pension to 67? Unless they really needed to jack it to 70 or 75? Read between the lines. Utopia and 72 man-virgins awaits you when you are dead. I've only met male virgins. No female virgins. Sorry! I have had 2 wives, one official and one common law. They are gone too. Yes, it's probably me and I am sorry for not being perfect. However, I am a man whose junk still works. My choices are this: I can go use one of my loving female friends, unintentially play with her head cause I want to be sweet but not forever. I can go to the bar or go online and go use a female stranger there. I am not good looking, I can make myself handsome because I am usually always smiling :D ; still I am going to hurt the girl because I am a good man yet I can't give her what she wants. Or I can make an unusual proposition for a sherpa guide to the most reputable ladies in this business and have a symbiotic parasitical relationship where we use each other. It seems it is understood, when it is over, we may or may not hug and be on our way. I think it could still be fun or a little fun? No?

HELP!:fear:
 
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badbadboy

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While it may sound harsh, newatit's post does have a ring of truth to it. Maybe it's not for all SP's because a number I have talked with do have an action plan for their exit.
The only regret they have sounded is the possibility of not getting regular sex like they are used to now :pound:

Tant?are you reading this?
+1 I was thinking the same thing :D
 

Pillowtalk

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To the OP: Why would you even think that someone else can tell you who you should be seeing, or seeing first?

Think about what you want out of this, and what you don't want out of this. People are individuals, as are the sps. If you don't take the time to look at the ads, and read the reviews, and figure out what appeals to you, how do expect some other dude to do it for you? I can't imagine that right out of the gate you are thinking a non-bi MMF would be your best choice lol.

And tant would be the exact worst person to hook up with. He is just far too rigid with sticking to his 'scenarios'.
 

Pillowtalk

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He said he wanted tutelage.Anyway it's obvious Tant would be the exact right person to hook up with judging from their writing styles. Imagine the dueling banjo reviews.
I mean that tant would force feed his peculiarities and possibly scar the guy for life from seeing any sps.

:)
 

badbadboy

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I mean that tant would force feed his peculiarities and possibly scar the guy for life from seeing any sps.

:)
Not necessarily.

IMHO the review about his MMF escapade with Erotic Christine was epic.

Tant almost always visits Asian Micro's because he poons a lot and it fits his budget.

I would say Tant is respectful to each SP he visits and that behaviour is an important trait to learn especially for a Newbie who may have a different view of SP's.
 

Mr_Mercenary

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(sigh) I have today off so I can reply a little too quickly today. First off, I wasn't asking for Tant, just claiming he is my hero in this field. He definitely has the courage I do not have here. Put us both on dirt bikes or skis and we'll see who has more courage. The call to PM me is a general call. It is more an offer to someone who has definitely climbed the mountains before me that wouldn't mind a free session, something different in their day, the catch is they would have to drag pathetic chickens*t me along. Damn newbies. Though I would find it an honour if Tantalizeme did PM me. There isn't anything really specific. Perhaps, you are on a tight budget and so therefore this proposition appeals to you. I don't know where to go even after all the reads. The Lower Mainland traffic and locations confound me because my life here is looking at a lake, hearing the birds chirp and watching my dog and the deer torture each other. I usually need to come down to buy stuff I can't here like a cheap computer or whatever is on my shopping list. A lot of times its for clothes because I like to dress well but since there is very limited shopping here, everyone dresses like everyone else and it is a peeve of mine to wear the same item of clothing as someone else. I don't know if this would be ongoing or not. The first experience will provide data for analysis. :crazy:

Speculating on what the scenario might be. To find someone who probably have posted a few reviews. Yes the ice cream looks great, all 81 flavours. Haven't even tried vanilla yet, so I can't define my SP preferences, except female and not older than me. My sexual experiences with SO's are fairly straightforward with nothing kinky except making love (I mean fucking, banging each other) to the view of mountains, trees and lakes, to the sounds of the forest instead of the sight of phallic high rise apartment blocks and the sound of sirens screeching past. I'd be donating up front for both of us to the SP so I guess that means you get your reward before success or non-success is defined and I am cool with that. Can't find out I don't like bubblegum or tiger tiger until my teeth and tongue are totally blue and black with weird stripes all over which ain't pretty because I generally always have a beaming smile. If you are interested, and would like to take me up on the offer, you would be dragging me along to a micro, an agency or to someone we can share that is on YOUR repeat or recommendation list. I cannot find the courage to go alone, but I would if I met a totally cool person that has walked this path many times and tells me Don't worry, I know this place... Just like a sherpa. A sherpa cannot guarantee success, but their experiences and guidance can increase the chance of being a winner. I'm not a drinker, but love a one cold one somewhere and a couple of cigarettes to relax me, and then we can start up the path. I know this is not your everyday post or offer. But if you have the courage to take me up on the offer, I will find the courage to follow. I need to get laid NSA with a beautiful lady. I don't want to take advantage of my female friendships here because they won't be my friend anymore as is my experience in the past. Hope that clarifies a bit. Or not.
 
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bigguy

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Yo Mr Mercenary:

Welcome to PERBland. Your initial post on PERB is most certainly one of the more original and unusual. And I find your posts to be particularly articulate. Your proposition sounds simple, but I anticipate your "poon train could run off the rails" quite easily. This hobby is anything but simple and uncomplicated. Retain your apparent lifestyle balance and listen to your spidey senses when they are stirred. Meanwhile, I wish you well on your poon journey, and look forward to an update on your unusual mission.

bigguy
 

Papa Chongo

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If you want a mentor, here is some free advice. Right now, get out of this business. If you read enough into it, you will find that its not really fun, it is expensive, the people might seem nice, and are nice, but not for long. Soon as your money is gone so are they. Their reasons for being in it are not fun, it is a desperate living for some, a badly disillusioned living for others, and then laziness for others. For the providers, they will grow old, lose their attractiveness, and realize that when they started into this they were young beautiful and attractive, ten years later, there is a whole new crop of would be's arriving, and they are sitting on the sidelines. Now they are 35 not 25 and it shows.
The SP's in it don't have much of a medical plan, no dental plan, no retirement plans and no secure future. this is a "fun" business they get into because like the rest of us, they like sex, the feelings, the meeting of new people, and being uninhibited. They don't tell you about the lying to friends and family about what they do, the rejections when discovered, how they can't go to church and feel good about it and how they are banned from a whole raft of life's items. They can't do a simply thing like cross the US border safely to buy cheap milk. Read the recent reports on that.

You have a view of this whole thing that just isn't where it is. And so do a lot of the SP's here. but then maybe they would say the same thing about this view. trouble is, I know too many now that have crashed, died, or been murdered. Probably half the gals I have known in this racket are maimed some how, or dead, or down and out to never recover.

The glamour and so on really isn't it. Like beauty it wrinkles with age.

Best thing an SP can do is save every cent possible and get herself into school, get a certificate and forget this experience as fast as she can.

Buzz off.
BOOO, I'll be your mentor NEWATIT, sounds like you need a friend
 

tantalizeme

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You're good at playing devil's advocate

If you want a mentor, here is some free advice...you will find that its not really fun, it is expensive, the people might seem nice, and are nice, but not for long. Soon as your money is gone so are they. Their reasons for being in it are not fun, it is a desperate living for some, a badly disillusioned living for others, and then laziness for others. For the providers, they will grow old, lose their attractiveness, and realize that when they started into this they were young beautiful and attractive, ten years later, there is a whole new crop of would be's arriving, and they are sitting on the sidelines. Now they are 35 not 25 and it shows.
Hey newatit,

Enjoyed your anti-sexwork diatribe—though I hope it's motivated by a desire to provoke debate, not a projection of your own dark side.

You're obviously guilty of a few sweeping generalizations.

1. Pooning is "not really fun"? Well, depends on who you're talking to. Obviously, some of us actualize our sexual potential more than others, and this helps keep us healthy, joyous and vibrant. But since there's a massive gap between the sexual interests of men and women—mainly for evolutionary reasons—the only way most men can get a varied sex life is with the help of SPs.

2. Pooning is "expensive"? Again this depends on a guy's financial resources, what types of SPs he sees, and how wisely he spaces out his visits.

3. Might SPs just "seem nice" but turn into ogres when you run out of money? I've found the majority of my SPs to be great persons, warm, humble and sweet. Of course, they expect me to contribute to their livelihood. I'm not sure what ideal you're comparing SPs too—but most people grow old in jobs they often enjoy a lot less than many SPs enjoy sex work.

The downside of being an SP is, in large part, a needless effect of social prejudice and irrational taboos surrounding sex work—rather than anything intrinsically evil about a woman rubbing intimate parts of her body up against guys in such a way as to give them orgasms.
 

tantalizeme

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Congratulations on stepping forward—there's lots of joy awaiting you in this hobby!

Speculating on what the scenario might be. To find someone who probably have posted a few reviews. Yes the ice cream looks great, all 81 flavours. Haven't even tried vanilla yet, so I can't define my SP preferences, except female and not older than me. My sexual experiences with SO's are fairly straightforward with nothing kinky except making love (I mean fucking, banging each other) to the view of mountains, trees and lakes, to the sounds of the forest instead of the sight of phallic high rise apartment blocks and the sound of sirens screeching past.
Hey brother,

You sound like a bright, self-reflective, nature-loving guy with a poetic streak (though I'm not sure I like your handle). It also worries me a bit when you say, in an earlier post, "I'm a jaded and bitter man"—reminds me of Dostoevsky's "underground man."

You've obviously had sexual experiences with SOs, though these relationships now seem to have bitten the dust. A great time to consider pooning—potentially, a very meaningful and immensely joyous option!

Asking for a mentor is imaginative, courageous and totally reasonable; I sure wish I'd had one when I started. Honestly, there were times at the start of my pooner's journey when I sat outside an AMP in the car and just couldn't pluck up my courage to go in.

Not that you really need a mentor: I totally agree with luv 2 lick pussy that well-reviewed elite companions are good at taking care of trembling newbies.

But if you want to hang out with a comrade-in-arms, well, after all the kind words you said about me, I'd feel honored to serve as a bit of an initial guide.

I've gotten together with quite a few fellow pooners over the years, usually for a chat first, and then—provided we were on a similar wavelength—for 3-somes & 4-somes with one or two SPs.

I love Asians, so I'd obviously drag you off to one of my favorite micros. You say you're Asian yourself: any chance you speak some Chinese? And from your physical description I gather you may have some insecurities regarding your looks or weight, which I'd be happy to help dispel.

You also say you're from out of town. Just PM me with your schedule, and we'll see if we can work out a mutually convenient time for a relaxed chat over coffee, to clarify expectations and, hopefully, to establish rapport for shared adventure...:)
 

Mr_Mercenary

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OMFG! I feel like I just met George Clooney or Brad Pitt!!!

HAHAHA! (a really crazy loud laugh) <Applause!> (in my head)

Howdy!

All y'all have made my otherwise slow day more that I could possibly imagine. And I didn't even stick my penis in anything. Wow! Amazing! I'm totally riding a high. Butterflies in my stomach and all that. Sorry, my mommy tells me my Chinese is Suy Pei. My French (the language!) is fluent though. Which really trips the the Quebecers.

Newatit, thank you so much for kick starting the discussion. I will totally Buzz off. Bzzzzzz. Like the Birds and the Bees?

Tantalizeme, I'm so wounded! You spelled honoured without the "u" and it just killed the mood. I'm going to log out now and sulk. You were my hero....<sniff>.
 

Bluboy

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If you want a mentor, here is some free advice. Right now, get out of this business. If you read enough into it, you will find that its not really fun, it is expensive, the people might seem nice, and are nice, but not for long. Soon as your money is gone so are they. Their reasons for being in it are not fun, it is a desperate living for some, a badly disillusioned living for others, and then laziness for others. For the providers, they will grow old, lose their attractiveness, and realize that when they started into this they were young beautiful and attractive, ten years later, there is a whole new crop of would be's arriving, and they are sitting on the sidelines. Now they are 35 not 25 and it shows.
The SP's in it don't have much of a medical plan, no dental plan, no retirement plans and no secure future. this is a "fun" business they get into because like the rest of us, they like sex, the feelings, the meeting of new people, and being uninhibited. They don't tell you about the lying to friends and family about what they do, the rejections when discovered, how they can't go to church and feel good about it and how they are banned from a whole raft of life's items. They can't do a simply thing like cross the US border safely to buy cheap milk. Read the recent reports on that.

You have a view of this whole thing that just isn't where it is. And so do a lot of the SP's here. but then maybe they would say the same thing about this view. trouble is, I know too many now that have crashed, died, or been murdered. Probably half the gals I have known in this racket are maimed some how, or dead, or down and out to never recover.

The glamour and so on really isn't it. Like beauty it wrinkles with age.

Best thing an SP can do is save every cent possible and get herself into school, get a certificate and forget this experience as fast as she can.

Buzz off.
1. IF you really want a mentor ..Tantalizeme is the guy..just read his posts. But..

2. Newatit is absolutely right on.

I only got into this hobby a few years ago and I am slowly tired of it. The smart SP's are in it for the money and are saving as much of it they can until they reach "Freedom 35". It is a business and they have what you want, a beautiful lady with a body you want to touch, and they want your money. The ASP are about volume, at $120-140 a 1/2 hour the initial asking rate. So that is 240 to 280 an hour which if they get 6 customers a day that is 900 dollars times 5 days thats 4500 a week or 9000 cash every 2 weeks. Some make way more, some way less. If they are not into drugs, then that's a lot of dough to salt away. If the average AMP comes here for 3 to 6 months before going home that is 58,000 to 116,000 cash. A low average. Its never about you..its always about the money.
Now just like in any business dealings, you can have a lot of fun doing business. And yes, rarely you can make connections with a few of the SP's. But the smile fades the moment the door is closed and your back walking on the street.

Now a long time before I got in the SP fun and games. I once used to work with a group providing meals to homeless people on the east side. One day a lady came up to get her meal out of the mobile kitchen we were working in. I noticed she had scrapes all over her face. I asked her if I could attend her wounds as I have had first aid training all my life. She said Yes. I bandaged her up, she was an aboriginal lady. She said to me she never had a man touch her like that..which kinda floored me. But I kept on cleaning the scrapes on her face talked to her nicely. She went then got her meal.
I talked to the lady who ran the kitchen. She said the girl was a drug addict and prostitute and mentally handicapped. The lady in charge said , the lady would let one one else touch her. Why she let me, I have no idea. Some one may have told me she may have been beaten up by her father ..Just craziness her situation and she would not accept help..like a shelter. Anyway the next week we came back to the same area and she was there. I asked her if I could redress her wounds. She would not let me. I never saw her again. She was just one drug addict, amongst all the real down and out ladies on the east side turning tricks. Glamour it is not.
A few years ago I saw a newspaper article and I saw the same lady in what looked like an old picture, along side a newer picture with her cleaned up in a new apartment, looking great. I thought my God, its her. she got her life straightened around. I started reading the article and realized it was not the lady I meet. But her sister in the clean apartment photo. which they had put alongside the old pic of her sister, who I had meet on the street. The lady I did first aid on that night had became one of Robert Pickton's victims killed out on the pig farm. They were interviewing her sister about the her grief and dealing with the knowing how she died ending up being discovered on the pig farm.

Like I said, newatit covered it pretty well.
Even though things can be fun.There are the occasional drug-rip off artists at some places. But that might be a case of the where the address is too
As they say B.C. means; Bring Cash...Bring lots you will need it ;-)
 
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violetblake

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Its never about you..its always about the money.
Now just like in any business dealings, you can have a lot of fun doing business. And yes, rarely you can make connections with a few of the SP's. But the smile fades the moment the door is closed and your back walking on the street.
I realize you may have known many women who felt this way, but not all SPs are in it for only the money. The ones who are, are miserable. And there is absolutely no way to tell what percentage of sex workers love their job, but basing an entire industry on your experiences only is incredibly biased. Even if you've seen dozens of SPs, they all have one thing in common: you. You picked them for a reason, you connected with them in some way, it's not a coincidence that people surround themselves with the same types of people over and over, whether they intend to or not.

The sex industry covers the entire spectrum, there's women in it for the wrong reasons, for sure. I'm not denying that. But there's also tons of women in it because they love meeting new people, they love sex, they love helping people, etc. And yeah of course the money's nice, but the majority of SPs I've met that is not the main reason they do it, and they're really happy. But as I said, this is my experience, and you have your experiences. They're both completely valid. But until there's been dozens of accurate, objective, and scientific studies that detail the exact contentment level of all types of SPs lol, there is no concrete assumption that can be made on the subject.
 
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