Review Guidelines: Should I leave odor out of a review?

asdfg1218

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I would like to review this girl I saw recently. It would be a mostly positive review, however there was an awful smell when we switched to doggy. Like I had to breath through my mouth and switch back to mish.

I previously reviewed two other girls where I noticed an odor.
One review was deleted at the request of the SP
The other review was criticized by a few guys who thought she didn't have an odor (like it was impossible to have an odor one day and not another).

So just wondering what people think. Is it not fair to include the fact there was a strong fish smell? Should it be left out?
 

aznboi9

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I agree, include whatever you think is appropriate that allows pooners to make an informed choice. As long as you are respectful about it, then there's really no reason for anybody to get their gitches in a knot over it. It'll happen; but I wouldn't sweat it.
 

juniper

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Of course an odor, whether sweet or sour, attracting or detracting, is very important for both parties in terms of sexual relations. I'd want to know about a negative smell for sure. Talk about a turn-off! Also, of course, I want to know about those lovely female smells. Kindly post!
 

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I've always loved to (probably mis-) qoute Napolean to Josephine;
"I'll be home in a week... don't wash"
 

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I think lots of people are totally unaware of their own odour because their nose can't reach as far as yours does.
I hate awkward situations like this. I understand things change on a day by day basis for people, but this is her profession and you've got to say something.

Stopping things immediately would be the best thing to do for everyone. Be kind and ask her to jump in the shower with you for a quick freshening up. How she responds to the request should point you in the right direction in your review.
 

Pillowtalk

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I don't know of any STIs that come with an specific strong odour. I'd say a bacterial imbalance is the most likely. If you wanted to do as suggested and send an email, you could include a link to some ways to help combat that. She may not be aware of the effects of certain lubes, condom brands, and the effect of digits on her. A Trojan brand condom often has an unpleasant odor, some condom lubricants have bad side effects. All she'd need to do is switch up some of the things she is doing to fix that up. She may also be doing other things (like douching) that are just making it worse.

fwiw, jumping in the shower isn't going to help internal odours. Imbalance is the most likely thing to happen to a busy sp but pretty easy to fix. Also could be something montly which on any other day isn't even there.
 

badbadboy

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You're sure about this?
I'm inclined to believe that this applies to a well reviewed escort. Having an off day periodically is probably pretty normal. But there are other cases where a STI can potentially be involved or just a general lack of cleanliness. We have all read reviews where based on the quick use of a wet wipe, the re-applying of making up and the fact that another pooner is sitting in the waiting area, it's pretty obvious that a post session shower isn't happening.
Yes, Totally sure and IMHO it is a Ph imbalance that happens and not just to SP's. BV is not an STD nor does it indicate a lack of cleanliness.

I have noticed it a couple of times in the past (not with the same SP each time). Overall the experiences were positive for me and I chose not to include it in my reviews. Seeing one of the SP's a second time, the scent was normal again. So why have that bit in my review if it was a one time "off smell"? Given that people here are reading the reviews and making choices whom to see, why put a dent in the SP's business if it was a one time problem?
 

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certainly do report the odour. Disagree with the comment that STI's don't come with an odour. They often do, depending upon which one, and a fishy smell is one of them but not all fishy smells are an STI. Secondly, even if it is body odour rather than an sexy odour, we would like to know this person has unhealthy habits about cleanliness.
Have had a couple of experiences of one gal I would swear never bathed. In fact her bath tub was full of plants. She smelled like fertilized soil. And another one, gawd, it took a week for the smell to leave my nose.
Then there are the bedding sheets. Ever think how many times those are used before you got there?
I walked out of one place when the door was opened, it smelled like dogs. And it was.
 

Paige Reid

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If a Sp showers between each guest there should be no/minimal odor. A fishy/ foul smell can be attributed to a STI but can also be the reminates of the previous guest - eg KY, bacteria, etc. If you encountered this, its most likely because the SP didnt shower/ clean downstairs properly which is really gross :( This is a review board, and as long as your not mean or vulgar and just honest it should be ok for you to write about it I think. Hope this helps xoxo
 
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storm rider

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This is a review board. Obviously if you won't include negative information, then it is pointless to post an otherwise positive review. As for the escort that had a review moved...if she is on a do not review list...then that's different but I can't see why negative reviews get deleted. I think I know the escort in question and there are more negative comments about her than positive. But as you can imagine, those in favor are more passionate about posting and commenting than those who are indifferent

Ignore those who jump to the defense of an escort who gets negative criticism. Their experience was apparently different than yours and between the good and bad information, pooners make up their on minds.
I read this and did not to read any other opinions as it states what needed to be said and I agree.

This is a review board and IMO it is for pooners first and foremost....if a guy has a positive review then great...if a guy has a negative review that is actually of more value IMO.....straight up there are a lot of guys on ALL of the boards that have a large budget for this pastime....and there is a larger portion of the community in general that do not.....if the former has a not so good session with a gal then financially it is not a huge deal...but if he neglects to offer up the info then the guys who dont have money to burn flush needed pooning money down the toilet....I am very detailed in my reviews so that other members can know what to expect...If I had a good time I say so....if I had a bad time I do that as well...the first review I wrote was on CAF and it was a doozy....the thread went 14 pages long and all the bases got covered from the gals saying I was full of shit and acting under damage control to a half assed apology to guys telling me and warning others to STFU or we would get banned and of course the WHITE KNIGHTS yapped off as well.

I myself have a particular dislike of WHITE KNIGHTS....I remember a thread on CAF by a WHITE KNIGHT about how a gal stole from him and allegedly threatened to out him to his family....how he cried about be so harshly done over and on and on...eventually the gal got involved on the thread and then it was soon locked down.......a few months later another guy posted a negative no-show by her and next theing you know within a couple weeks the WHITE KNIGHT posts a positive review of the SP that stole from him and threatened to out him.....why the F*ck would he see her again?....answer is he did not but came to her rescue when he business dropped off.......fuck the WHITE KNIGHTS of the pooning community!!!!!!!!!!!!

Positive review = post it
Negative review = definatly post it to save guys money or correct the SP's practises.

Just my .02

SR
 

Miss*Bijou

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Hm yah... it's kind of tricky because it's quite possible she could have showered and simply unaware of the smell or that she's got BV. Just reading about it now, one website says that it can be more noticeable after intercourse so it's quite possible she isn't aware of it yet. I can't help but feel that in a situation like that, it would be quite unfair to embarrass the sp (I would be mortified, I mean honestly, think about it! Gah!) by posting it in the review.


On the other hand, smelly bum or an odor that is accompanied by other questionable things (visibly really dirty sheets/towels, that sort of thing) are things that would justify including these concerns in the review.


I can understand the dilemma and I know many of you won't agree, which is fine, but unless there are other reasons leading you to think the sp's hygiene is lacking or that you should be concerned about her health, I personally think the decent thing to do is to email her and politely let her know - as was suggested earlier in this thread. I think the odds are she's got bv and didn't know and in that case there's no way she deserves to be humiliated for something that can happen to anyone and that she had no control over.


I just think that's not very fair and I personally feel a decent guy would be mature, respectful and would use his judgement in deciding how to handle it. In the end, I think it will boil down to the kind of person the reviewer is and his mentality IMO. I have to say I'm kind of a bit shocked about the frequency at which this seems to have happened to the OP. Is it really that common?? :eek:
 

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Hm yah... it's kind of tricky because it's quite possible she could have showered and simply unaware of the smell or that she's got BV. Just reading about it now, one website says that it can be more noticeable after intercourse so it's quite possible she isn't aware of it yet. I can't help but feel that in a situation like that, it would be quite unfair to embarrass the sp (I would be mortified, I mean honestly, think about it! Gah!) by posting it in the review.


On the other hand, smelly bum or an odor that is accompanied by other questionable things (visibly really dirty sheets/towels, that sort of thing) are things that would justify including these concerns in the review.


I can understand the dilemma and I know many of you won't agree, which is fine, but unless there are other reasons leading you to think the sp's hygiene is lacking or that you should be concerned about her health, I personally think the decent thing to do is to email her and politely let her know - as was suggested earlier in this thread. I think the odds are she's got bv and didn't know and in that case there's no way she deserves to be humiliated for something that can happen to anyone and that she had no control over.


I just think that's not very fair and I personally feel a decent guy would be mature, respectful and would use his judgement in deciding how to handle it. In the end, I think it will boil down to the kind of person the reviewer is and his mentality IMO. I have to say I'm kind of a bit shocked about the frequency at which this seems to have happened to the OP. Is it really that common?? :eek:
well said! This happens to US on a daily basis. We deal with it, gracefully. Shower before every encounter! Please.
 

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dan savage says:

"I realize that women can be sensitive about any suggestion of unpleasant vaginal odor—we can blame those "feminine hygiene" commercials as well as all those inexperienced boyfriends who react negatively to a vagina's natural, healthy odor because they didn't get the "spice" part of the "sugar and spice" memo. But as a general rule: The people you invite to stick their nose in your crotch, twat, sack, crack, etc. are allowed to form opinions about how you smell down there and share them with you. While it's unpleasant to be told your crotch stanks, it's much more unpleasant to find your nose tucked in someone's stanky crotch."

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=7552065
 

sweetiepie1

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dan savage says:

"I realize that women can be sensitive about any suggestion of unpleasant vaginal odor—we can blame those "feminine hygiene" commercials as well as all those inexperienced boyfriends who react negatively to a vagina's natural, healthy odor because they didn't get the "spice" part of the "sugar and spice" memo. But as a general rule: The people you invite to stick their nose in your crotch, twat, sack, crack, etc. are allowed to form opinions about how you smell down there and share them with you. While it's unpleasant to be told your crotch stanks, it's much more unpleasant to find your nose tucked in someone's stanky crotch."


Yes, but any grown man who sticks his nose in someone's crotch has to know there is a bit of risk in terms of how its going to smell, and that the owner of said crotch can't always know about smells that might be unpleasant to you but which are not the result of poor hygiene. The right thing is to let her know. Assuming that everything else went well hygiene-wise, it seems cowardly to pretend everything went well and then post about it later.
 

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i always do the 'dip test' first - that is, i do a bit of fingering first, then i find a moment to surreptitiously pass the invading finger under my nose without her seeing it happen - if its all good, i'm into it like a rat up a gutter pipe - if it ain't good, it's strictly bj or missionary until i'm done

no unpleasant surprises that way

i agree that it should be mentioned in a kind way to the lady first, but i also agree that it should be mentioned in an equally kind way in the review - maybe say, 'it might have been a rare off day, and i mentioned it so presumably she's done something about it...' that way if other pooners encounters the same problem, they won't feel shy to say so and if its a chronic thing it can become generally known
 
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