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Winter In Edmonton, Worse Than Perbatory??

Bad Santa

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You know how bad it is here in this frozen wasteland that Edmonton is right now? While I'm writing this it is minus 24 Celsius and snowing once again in the winter from HELL! The only thing that isn't frigid around here this time of year is a hot SP's ass and that's only because some poor pooner is desperately slobbering all over it after he finally found something warm to hang onto!:rolleyes:

Where is it written that Santa must always live in some polar ice region? You may ask why I stay here, well the truth is, it's the money, honey. Or more specifically, I need the money for the honeys and honeys seems to be the only good thing Edmonton has an abundance of in the deepest depths of winter.

In the depths of February, a month when all hope seems to be lost and the winter seems neverending, insult was added to injury when I was banished to 2 weeks in Perbatory. My one tenuous connection to the beautiful B.C. coast, the land of blooming flowers and ongoing showers was lost for two horrible weeks spent in Perbatory at the worst possible time of the year.:(

I know I did wrong, they don't call me bad for nothing as I'm bad to the boner, just ask any sweet saucy young SP I've been with.:eek:

But those 2 weeks in February were cruel and unusual punishment right up there with waterboarding and having to listen to George W. Bush speeches!:eek:

But I'm back now, I promise to be a good Bad Santa with my chastened tail tucked firmly between my legs. Well at least it's still firm, ready to raise it's little head happily at the slightest attention paid to it by some sprightly young lass with a hot tight ass!!!:p:p:p

Yeah, I feel better already, just thinking about it!;)

It's good to be back!:cool:
 

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In the depths of February, a month when all hope seems to be lost and the winter seems neverending, insult was added to injury when I was banished to 2 weeks in Perbatory. My one tenuous connection to the beautiful B.C. coast, the land of blooming flowers and ongoing showers was lost for two horrible weeks spent in Perbatory at the worst possible time of the year.:(

I know I did wrong, they don't call me bad for nothing as I'm bad to the boner, just ask any sweet saucy young SP I've been with.:eek:

But those 2 weeks in February were cruel and unusual punishment right up there with waterboarding and having to listen to George W. Bush speeches!:eek:


It's good to be back!:cool:

Ha Ha.....................




Look what else you missed......................:p




Anyway, welcome back to................the jungle.:D
 

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edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
It sure is................this is what I'm looking at right now..........

While, that's a nice view.....and vangroovie is a lovely town.....

welcome back, hope the others forget their passwords :D

THIS is what I expect to be looking at shortly. See Santa, that's something good about Edmonton's winter....you can put your bottle or glass down on the deck and it just stays nice and frosty. Between that and a propane heater mast turned up on full blasting out warm air in a 10 foot circumference....it just doesn't get a whole lot better.

cheers,

eddie
 

uncleg

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THIS is what I expect to be looking at shortly. See Santa, that's something good about Edmonton's winter....you can put your bottle or glass down on the deck and it just stays nice and frosty. Between that and a propane heater mast turned up on full blasting out warm air in a 10 foot circumference....it just doesn't get a whole lot better.

cheers,

eddie
Sure, as it freezes to the table. If you do have the patio heater it might as well be a cage, if step outside the 10 ft. circle of warmth you turn into a popsicle.........................o.k. considering who I am replying to here that may not be a bad thing as such..............good to see you've surfaced, hope you enjoyed your visit..............what you mean it doesn't get a whole lot better..........?:p

I notice that there IS snow.... On the mountains.... Where it's supposed to be!!

Supposed nothing, it is..........the view along the Squamish River from The Watershed Grill & Pub..........:D
 

Bad Santa

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hmmmm, I just noticed that the Daffodils are beginning to bloom. I imagine that E-Town is almost as bad as Winterpeg in the winter - worse in the summer of course, those mosquitoes.

People listen to George W Bush speeches? Now - that would be self-inflicted.

lol, well off to the flower count, I love the ferry trip on a nice sunny day


lol, yes I am evil
Yes Alin, you are evil, something I'd always suspected!:rolleyes:

Welcome back Bad Santa. Now may I suggest you save those $$$ you use for the fine pretty ladies in Edmonton and make a visit to Beautiful BC, next cold season.
There are plenty of beautiful and oh so naughty ladies out here to keep santa warm.
Glad to see you back
That's an excellent suggestion Angie, believe me I'm so tempted but then that tiny semi-rational part of my brain tells me you've gotta work just a few more years to retire and collect your pension. Well after this winter that part of my brain doesn't seem so rational anymore! I am planning to move your way, perhaps sooner rather than later!

Ha Ha.....................




Look what else you missed......................:p




Anyway, welcome back to................the jungle.:D
Thanks Uncle G. I think....??

welcome back, hope the others forget their passwords :D
Yeah one FFG in particular but you were probably hoping I'd forget mine too ThisEndUp! Admit it!;)

It sure is................this is what I'm looking at right now..........

While, that's a nice view.....and vangroovie is a lovely town.....





THIS is what I expect to be looking at shortly. See Santa, that's something good about Edmonton's winter....you can put your bottle or glass down on the deck and it just stays nice and frosty. Between that and a propane heater mast turned up on full blasting out warm air in a 10 foot circumference....it just doesn't get a whole lot better.

cheers,

eddie
That's what I love about you Eddie, you always find that one tiny good part in every nasty situation. Cheers buddie!

Welcome back, Bad Santa!
We missed you.

And thanks for your never ending awesomeness, Spermie!
xoxo
Nina
Sexy Nina, I missed you too. If one could ever find neverending awesomeness on Perb, her name would be Sexy Nina Leone! Thanks Nina and everyone for a welcome that's warmed me just a tad on another brrrr cold day! Weatherman predicts -29 C tonight!
 
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