....and so it went. Well, it wasn't so much impromptu as it was poorly planned. In light of the wreckage of late, I text the fab three....one fails to reply....the other is busy....and one is locked into a trunk. Fuck. But, cool thing is...it's still MERL....and the member's still love one another...sort of.
As I made my way down to the secret clubhouse, I am told by the one member that he is stuck at the bank pulling out a fiver to buy a beer. I text back..."please take out ten as I would like one too"....none of this happens. In fact, I end up drinking alone. Welcome to loserville. Oh look, that guy is sitting with all his friends.....hahahahahahahah.
Still and all, I was able to maintain contact with Jim for the meeting agenda. It cost me an iPhone 4 or somefuckingthingasthat but well worth it to accomplish the objective. (geeze Jim, you should ask Maryn for a light....that's some pretty dank, dark shit going on in that trunk). Principle upon that agenda was/were the liberties being taken by our West Coast affiliates....specifically concerning the self labelling of WERL.
After much deliberation and interruptions by people wanting to be "my friend", it was decided that corrective action is required on this front. Eddie wondered..."do we have a quorum to pass such a motion?".....Jim offered...."it's in the bylaws I'm sure".....and it was agreed that as we have no "bylaws"....whatever we say from here on in is gold and binding. Eddie scratched it down onto the bylaw napkin.
Be it therefore resolved that in the matter of the WERL upstart chapter, Mistress Freyja is summoned to Edmonton to appear before the charter members of MERL. Said meeting will be totally subjective and random but completely unfair. All we need is an explanation of the letter....W. Does it stand for Western????...or something slightly more insidious.
most respectfully,
eddie.
As I made my way down to the secret clubhouse, I am told by the one member that he is stuck at the bank pulling out a fiver to buy a beer. I text back..."please take out ten as I would like one too"....none of this happens. In fact, I end up drinking alone. Welcome to loserville. Oh look, that guy is sitting with all his friends.....hahahahahahahah.
Still and all, I was able to maintain contact with Jim for the meeting agenda. It cost me an iPhone 4 or somefuckingthingasthat but well worth it to accomplish the objective. (geeze Jim, you should ask Maryn for a light....that's some pretty dank, dark shit going on in that trunk). Principle upon that agenda was/were the liberties being taken by our West Coast affiliates....specifically concerning the self labelling of WERL.
After much deliberation and interruptions by people wanting to be "my friend", it was decided that corrective action is required on this front. Eddie wondered..."do we have a quorum to pass such a motion?".....Jim offered...."it's in the bylaws I'm sure".....and it was agreed that as we have no "bylaws"....whatever we say from here on in is gold and binding. Eddie scratched it down onto the bylaw napkin.
Be it therefore resolved that in the matter of the WERL upstart chapter, Mistress Freyja is summoned to Edmonton to appear before the charter members of MERL. Said meeting will be totally subjective and random but completely unfair. All we need is an explanation of the letter....W. Does it stand for Western????...or something slightly more insidious.
most respectfully,
eddie.