Not a Pearl at all

xrjt

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May 10, 2006
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Well, where to start with my Horrifying ordeal. lol Well was felling a lil horny, so after looking through CL, I decided to phone a massage lady. I tried a few and the only one I could get through to was Pearl. She sounded kinda rough on the phone "like a female trucker". lol Decided not to judge just on that, so I get the address and go there, kinda a shi*hole place but I thought ok cheap rent perhaps. Get buzzed in and go up, well she's a larger lady, wishing she was only as large as her photo, but that was not to be. I'm not one to walk away and offend someone, so I went through with it. She takes me to the room and I suppose she just butted out her smoke minutes before cuz it STUNK in there. Me having NEVER smoked found it disgusting. So, no proper massabe table, just an ole stinky blanky on top of a duvet cover. I buck down and lay on bed, kinda dreading it, but thinking maybe the massage will be ok. Well disappointed once again, no proper massage oil, just baby oil, and a lame massage at that. So onto the flip, she is still in her lace underwear and bra, I though maybe the bra would come off, NOPE, just wasn't gonna happen. So she kinda layed beside me stroking me her head kinda where my chest is, and there was no build up, just tugging, and I was put off when I saw the nicotine stained fingers, I just had to close my eyes and think of being somewhere else just to get off. Would have loved to had a shower to get the baby oil off "wasn't offered" and I wouldn't have stayed anyway, just wanted to get home and scrub myself down at home.

So to sum it all..... Give this one a pass....
 

tweak

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a real optimist aren't you?......
or just a glutton for punishment...:D
 
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